How to Survive a Horror Movie

Slashers (10 simple steps)

How can you survive slashers? That's a great question, not many survive in this sub genre. These are some simple tips on how to survive them, or at least attempt to.

Number 1-
Don't attempt to out violent the killer.
Cause let's get something straight - the people who fight back usually die. But some people try to out violent the killer. And those deaths are usually the most brutal. Bring in the nukes or anything - that killer or killers are coming for you.

Number 2-
Don't have sex, smoke, or drink.
This is just instant death. The person making all the right decisions usually survives. Mostly the virgin, non-druggie, or the one that doesn't drink always seem to survive. Unless your Sidney Prescott since she was no longer a virgin yet managed to still kick ass.

Number 3-
If the killer falls take advantage and not run.
This is something commonly seen in horror movies, the protagonist manages to run off or knock the killer off their feet yet still run. Take the advantage and beat them senseless after disarming them. And make sure to remove the mask since slashers seem to like to wear masks unless you're Freddy.

Number 4-
Set a trap.
Go full on Nancy from A Nightmare on Elm Street and set a trap for the killer. Go crazy with it to really take them off guard to escape. Trust me your heart beat will thank you later.

Number 5-
Ladies keep your clothes on.
Just do it. It's always the slutty one of the group that takes their clothes off and die quickly after. It is the killer's alarm clocks.

Number 6- 
Check the back seat.
How many people have been killed because they didn't bother checking the back seat? A lot. Enough said.

Number 7- 
Get back up.
The killer is coming yes, but they're usually just slowly walking. You have enough time to get up and keep running.

Number 8-
Don't look behind you.
You will surely fall down if you're not aware of your surroundings or you're just a clutz like me. 

Number 9-
Arm yourself.
A lot of people usually die because they do not have a weapon. Anything can be used as a weapon keep that in mind. Pick up a tree branch or something. It will surely slow them down.

Side Tip(s)::
Keep running
Turn on the lights before entering the room
Have a sacrificial friend
If friends or loved ones go missing GTFO

Number 10-
Listen to the druggie. 
They are always the most suspicious which might be why they usually die. They usually know when they should GTFO of somewhere if something is going on, they know something is up.