John the golf ball has a tough life. His golf brand is Nike. His owner Jim Schwartz loves the brand Nike like crazy! That means that Jim uses John all the time. When he uses John, he hits the ball with his club as hard as he can. Usually Jim does this and John gets a concussion. In fact John gets 21 concussions a day. That would hurt! John loves when Jim puts him back in the nice and cozy golf bag. 3 weeks later... uh oh! John got another concussion!
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My life as a golf ball
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