To unleash your inner Unicorn, you must first learn the vocabulary necessary to become Special.
Spekial- Special (but in that awkward way when it's not just you are pretty special young man, but Speciaaalll, when you mean someone is crazy)
Boozembuttom- A royal anarchy, which determines what status you have, you must take a test, and pass to achieve the next status. Or it could mean buttocks.
Curtains- A hybrid, who has the magical ability to meld with curtains, with their butt sticking out from the bottom of the curtain.
CHILDREN- An Empowerment word, which if said correctly, gives a sense of passion (try yelling out "THE CHILDREN, ANYONE BUTT THE CHILDREN", you must feel a sense of passion, if not then you are not Special)
Pedophile- Someone who renames and consumes children
Stringed Cheese- An athletic person, who enjoys their cheese in stringed form. (The Curtain would have a serious relationship with the stringed cheese)
Fabulosity- The most important thing in the world
Poo- The most majestic thing in the world
Air Fresheners- The most stinkiest thing in the world
Bootiful- Describing A beautiful pair of BOOZEMBUTTOMZ
Kakabird- Bird Poo
Sucksy- Describing Something that Sucks but is also bootiful
Gerl- Describing someone so close that they are your girlfriend (but not meaning kissy-kissy poo-poo)
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The Only Tutorial You Will Ever Need. How to Be Special. :3
HumorWhen you begin the reading of this online book thingy, I shall not be held legally responsible for any brain damage that could be caused.... And also, it means you swear to god you are Taylor Swift's BFF and could arrange something so I can meet her...
