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PLEASE READ THE RULES BEFORE ASKING A QUESTION BECAUSE READING THE RULES IS VERY IMPORTANT. THANK YOU!

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if u didn't know before, i really like pirates and believe that wattpad is majorly deprived of them. why????? pirates would be so interesting to write about; it doesn't even have to be a literal pirate in like. a boat. we need more stories about pirates!! girl pirates, boy pirates, elephant pirates, a person who wants to be a pirate--i don't care. it doesn't even have to be a real pirate like it can just be a person who is obsessed with pirates and knows all this pirate trivia 

so voila i jumped on the writing challenge ship and here i am with a writing challenge that will help u navigate the tough, stormy waters like a true pirate

i also enjoy pirate puns u should keep that in mind 

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one: in which a character pronounces himself/herself as being a pirate.

 

two: in which a character uses pirate speak incorrectly, and someone else laughs at him/her about it. what does your character do?

 

three: in which a character laments about how horrible conditions are on pirate ships.

four: in which a character reads a pirate-related book and excitedly spills all its details to uninterested acquaintances.

five: in which a character comes up with a pirate name for him/herself.

six: in which a character hears someone confuse “pirate” and “privateer” and corrects them about it.

seven: in which a character strikes up a conversation with someone he/she usually doesn’t talk to.

 

eight: in which a character finds out something surprising that he/she never knew about another member of the crew (or an acquaintance, depending on your story).

nine: in which a character’s younger sibling decides to dress up as a pirate for halloween, and the character decides to do the same.

 

ten: in which a character makes a pirate-related pun/pick-up line.

 

eleven: in which a character argues against the pirate superstition that having women on pirate ships is unlucky.

 

twelve: in which a character is dared into trying “grog,” which is a rum diluted with water or weak beer.

 

thirteen: in which a character is caught in an embarrassing situation that is pirate-related with a love interest.

 

fourteen: in which a character celebrates “international talk like a pirate day,” which is on september 19th.