RM- Hey... a piece of paper with a phone number flew up on stage during our performance last week. I picked it up and so here I am texting a random stranger.... Well so I guess u r an Army... well most likely. Please reply...
OMG!!!!! RM the hawtest BTS member just texted me! (faints)
Me- OMG! How lucky am I to have my BIAS pick it up! Yasss, I am DEFINITELY an army. Whoever isn't doesn't deserve to..... Have wifi!
RM- U have a great sense of humour... just like Jin
Me- Thankyou so much....
RM- hey would u like free tickets to Seoul to become a BTS member?
Me- umm well I am a girl... would u let a girl be part of BTS?
RM- BigHit probs won't let us but I guess u can atleast come..
Me- OML can my friends Mayo and Tato come plz?
RM- Sure.
Texts Mayo and Tato...
Me- they said they can come.