Crowley and aziraphale are sitting in the bookshop. Relatively a normal day until crowley says "uwu.". Aziraphale lays his book on his lap, "What?" He says confused. "uwu rawr"
Crowley rawrs. Aziraphale screechs "ooou girl."
They both go silent, "so, fuck?" Aziraphale asks crowley. Crowley dosen't reply but instead kisses aziraphale.
Aziraphale has looked at erotica a few times but has NEVER kissed a boy before. azi never kissed anyone in general.
They looked like when you conect two vaccums together and turn them on, it aas hawt.
