"Poppa piiiig. What are you doing in my hot tubbbbb? Poppaaaaaa piiiiig" Frank groaned. "What the fuck do you think I'm doing you emo fuck? I'm using the god damn tub fuck off"
"But poppaaaaaa, baybeeeee, its... Ree time" Frank mumbled over the sound of Poppa pigs steamy snorts.
"Listen you fucking crack head, I don't know what you're smoking, but I'm a god damn British cartoon pig what do you expect from me you absolute loon?" Poppa snorted
"Poppa baby I just wanna snuggleeeeee" Farnk groaned, rubbing his whole ass against the hot tub jets.
"I don't know who let you off your fucking psycho pills, but I'm definitely not real and you're definitely on some kind of drugs. Eat my British piggy ass." Poppa warbled as his figured flickered like static
Frank agreed to eat Poppas bacony ass, because he smelled like bacon grease and ham.
But when Carnk that Farnk leaned down to eat his phat piggy ass, he got a mouth full of water because he teleported to his other lover, Bill Clintons hot tub. He does that. Because he's a self aware British pig bitch.
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Peppa pig x crankthatfrank (smut)
FanfictionWelcome to my crack fic. I'm cursed and y'all have to see it.
