I have a pet, named HaruHagime
He's a shitty pet
But ya gotta love em, yknow?
He doesn't do much, other than be a slut. But he is my pet.
I am a good owner. I feed my pet 3 gallons of wet dog food every morning at 7:23am.
He nyas a lot. Not sure why. Its fucking disgusting when he OwOs.
But he's my pet.
Maybe I should just get a goldfish or something.
Anyways, I'm the fucking best.
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Why I'm The Fucking Best, By Sir Banana
HumorMy name is Sir Banana. I come from Ancient Tiivur on the planet Lux Aeterna. Recently I have fallen into your world called 'Earth' in a country called 'The United States'. Now allow me to tell you why I'm the fucking best.
