Bold= doctor
No bold= patient
"Hey doctor,"
"Please take a seat,"
"My new boss said I needed to take some kind of evaluation,"
"Yes, you do, it's quite standard, let's get it started then, shall we. I want you to imagine that you're living on a city block."
"Ok,"
"On the block there's a red house, a green house, a blue house, and a white house, the red man lives in the red house, the green man lives in the green house and the blue man lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house?"
"The white man,"
"No. Sorry, the president lives in the white house. You're retarded."
"What?"
"Here's a pamphlet, there are plently of details..."
"Nononono, wait. Did you just call me retarded?"
"I just diagnosed you're retarded,"
"I'm... not retarded,"
"Yes, you are, but this pamphlet is a great research ..."
"No, listen, i know I'm not retarded,"
"Very well. I don't normally do this, but do you want to take another retarded test?"
"Yes! Should you really be calling it that?"
"But I'm sorry, you're a retard. And it's an unfortunate word for someone in your position,"
"BUT I"M NOT RETARDED! wait, is this one of those tests, that if I believe you, I'm retarded?"
"No, but I really recommend that you read this pamphlet..."
"I don't want to read your pamphlet, just give me another test,"
"Please sir..."
"GIVE ME ANOTHER TEST!"
"Very well,"
"But listen first doctor, I'm not a retard, I'm just a fit individual that's trying to do the best at his job, can't you understand that?"
"FIne, there is one more test,"
"Great, I'll take it,"
"How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet by 6 feet by 6 feet?"
"108 cubic feet! I'm great at maths,"
"Ha. There's no dirt, it's a hole."
"SHUT UP!"
"I don't shut up, I grow up, and every time i look at you, i throw up, and then your mama walks around the corner and licks it up."
