It was a sunny and warm morning in California. At the mindless residents, it was a chill morning. Ray ray was eating pancakes and almost choked because of his excitement when he saw a commercial.
Ray: AYE COME HERE YALL!
The boys run to the living room
Ray: JUST SAW THE HALLOWEEN FEST COMMERCIAL AND ITS TOMORROW!/
Roc: aye you know what that means....
EJ: dates!!!
Ray: aye, where prince at?
Roc: out joggin.
Princeton walks in the house and closes the door.
Prince: Sup yall!
EJ: speakin of the devil...
Ray: aye prince, you wanna go to the halloween fest tomorrow!
Princeton: hell yeah nigga!, i just met a fine girl while jogging... wooo she was B-A-D.
Roc: dayummm!
EJ: you got them digits?
Prince: ya already know *princeton holds up his phone with girls pic*
Roc: ASS SO COLOSSAL MAKE A NIGGA WANNA MARRY THE BOOTY!
Prince: aye aye! dont get too excited thats my girl!, where yo girl at? ooo i forgot takin care of a baby. but she out h-
Roc: dont talk bout desiree like that. and that aint my girl. crystal is, and will forever be my girl.
Ray: soo it seems like i have a date, roc has one, and so does prince. So, EJ wassup with you?
EJ: oh uh there was this real bad chick that i had a crush on from them good ol kidz bop days...
Roc: we gotta find this nigga something real, how da fuck you gon find a baddie from ki- (he sighs) nevermind.
Ray: okay we all have dates!.
Later that day.....
Roc: ray.. i dont know bout that festival. i heard some things.
Ray: like what?
Roc:a nigga got killed up there by his home, well he owned the ranch and his house was right by the ranch th-
Ray: who? what nigga? did we know him?
Roc: some old dude named old man jenkins...
Ray laughs: BRUH THAT NIGGA FROM SPONGEBOB?!?!
Roc sighs: NO!, according to wikipedia-
Ray (laughing): imma have to stop you right there, wikipedia is BULLSHIT.
Roc: NAH i looked at some other sources
Ray: like? www.niggapedia? or www.falsehistoryeditedbyniggas.org?
Roc: im done explaining myself, i was trying to save us from trouble..
Roc grabs his laptop off the from kitchen table and walks off then he stomps up the stairs.
Roc: somebody gonna be sorry when they get killed, or stabbed from his haun-
Roc overhears princeton having a phone conversation.
Princeton on the phone:
Princeton: so what time you gon be ready?
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Crazy Niqqa Chronicles Part 11
HumorIt was October, the month of Halloween. In L.A, California there was a halloween fest at a farm ranch where over 1,000 people attend per year. There was hayrides, food, carnival rides, music, games, and then the maze. People always said to go at the...
