𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 || 𝐣.𝐣𝐤 ✔️

46

Just for funzies <3
_y0ghurt, CALLMAEBABY, hoefullyARI, SMILELAY

_y0ghurt
now, you may be wondering why i've gathered you all here today

SMILELAY
ma'am it's 2am

_y0ghurt
okay and?

SMILELAY
go to fucking bed

_y0ghurt
sleep is for the w e a k

SMILELAY
do you wanna have a fricking go bro?

_y0ghurt
dO yOu wAnnA hAve a fRiCkiNG go bRo!1!1!

SMILELAY
when i see you it's on sight mamas

_y0ghurt
and my lawyers will be in contact

SMILELAY
let's do it baby i know the law ;)

_y0ghurt
disgustan

hoefullyARI
shut up you rats all i can hear is that stupid pinging sound

CALLMAEBABY
then just put your phone on vibrate then

hoefullyARI
that shit will vibrate itself off of my nightstand

CALLMAEBABY
just iphone tingz <3

_y0ghurt
anyways back to the real important topic,

_y0ghurt
me :))))

SMILELAY
e w

hoefullyARI
make it quick i wanna sleep

_y0ghurt
i think i'm on the verge of having a mental break down UwU

CALLMAEBABY
whut

_y0ghurt
i'm meeting jungkook's parents like hours from now

_y0ghurt
my brain doesn't know what to do with that information

CALLMAEBABY
whut

SMILELAY
whut

hoefullyARI
huh-

_y0ghurt
wtf i literally told you guys this yesterday-

_y0ghurt
does your memory system have the capacity similar to a goldfish

SMILELAY
that was yesterday

CALLMAEBABY
and today's today

hoefullyARI
meaning it's a brand-new day luv

_y0ghurt
i can't stand y'all

CALLMAEBABY
then take a seat bc you're stuck with us for life UwU

hoefullyARI
anyways what's wrong with meeting jungkook's parents

SMILELAY
^ it's just parents

_y0ghurt
no- they're r i c h parents

SMILELAY
i don't get it

CALLMAEBABY
same

hoefullyARI
^

_y0ghurt
that means they might have high expectations of their son's girlfriend

_y0ghurt
omg their gonna be so fucking disappointed

_y0ghurt
i can see it now-

_y0ghurt
mrs jeon is gonna look me up and down and say "this is what you brought in?" and then mr jeon is gonna Jungkook the look that says 'we need to talk'

SMILELAY
stop being so dramatic

hoefullyARI
didn't you say you met jungkook's dad before?

_y0ghurt
yeah but that was different at the time because he had no fucking clue who i was

_y0ghurt
but now when i show up at his doorstep i might as well shake his hand and say "hello sir i bang your son"

SMILELAY
i-

hoefullyARI
what-

CALLMAEBABY
YOOO I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHEEEEEEE

CALLMAEBABY
MY LUUNGGSSS

hoefullyARI
dramatic ass

_y0ghurt
i'm serious i'm really nervous what if they don't like me and they make us break up then they force him to get with another girl who's better for him since she's rich too and i'm just over here chilling with a broken heart as i watch him move on but he hasn't actually moved on but i don't know that because he can't tell me the truth because it'll hurt me like just let us be together god damnit-

_y0ghurt
i'm fucked

SMILELAY
pls stop reading shitty fanfiction at night

CALLMAEBABY
you sound so fucking stupid-

hoefullyARI
y'all woke me up for this fuckery?

_y0ghurt
wow yes please do attack me one by one adding salt to my wound

CALLMAEBABY
shut up and go to sleep

SMILELAY
stop imagining scenarios that aren't gonna happen

_y0ghurt
if it can happen to y/n it can happen to me-

hoefullyARI
unless your e/c o r b s sparkle in the sunlight i don't wanna hear it

_y0ghurt
but-

CALLMAEBABY
go to sleep god damnit

_y0ghurt
fine

_y0ghurt
goodnight

hoefullyARI
its good morning you inconsiderate asshole

_y0ghurt
love you too babe <3

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okay so last chapter i was just thanking you guys for 10k reads and now it's at 15k and soon its about to be 16k like wtf are y'all on because damn i want some of that too-
but thank you guysss <3