Everyday I run to the toilet
I use all my power and try to ignore it.
I squat on the pot, then flows a lot
I feel the burning, it's very hot.
I wait a few minutes
then reach for a wipe.
I wash my hands and leave,
Gone! Out of sight!
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My Poop Poem
HumorThis is an exquisite poem that portrays the ways of taking a dump.
My Poop Poem
Everyday I run to the toilet
I use all my power and try to ignore it.
I squat on the pot, then flows a lot
I feel the burning, it's very hot.
I wait a few minutes
then reach for a wipe.
I wash my hands and leave,
Gone! Out of sight!