ONE DAY Pinkie pie was eating a child.
the next day she went for a walk and she came across a handsome little dragon whose name may or may not be spike. "frick me" she said. "ok" he replied. ANd THEN THEY BANGED FOR LIKE 3 HOURS OR SUMTHING. "wow that was goood" spike said "yes" pinkie. Then she grabbed a shotgun an blew his fucking brains out. when she was wiping the blood off her hooves a rainbow haired mare came up to her. "HAY BITCH" rainbow dash screamed. "no." pinkie pie said and pulled out her shotgun again and murdered her. she fricked her dead body and yeaaahhh.
