It was around 2 on a very hot Saturday after noon when I was out with my best friend Sophia . When suddenly a huge pain shot through my stomach . Oh shit . Period . No no no this shit can't happen why did god create me to be a woman , let me cheese grate my nipples off then i may be kind of a man.
A sudden thought came to my mind . It's summer . I'm out . In shorts . Oh fuck . Period . No I need tampons quick before this mother fucking Niagara Falls of a period comes gushing down my legs
"Erm soph I think we need to go to the store." She was fiddling with her hair twirling it , little minx is trying to get a guys attention ."EARTH TO SOPH U SLUT"
"Ayeeee Lex don't call me a slut! Look over there is Steve . Steve from Starbucks ."
Oh please what . Holy shit , Steve from Starbucks is literally the hottest pile of flesh ever stepped on this planet. Period oh crap
"Yeah soph hurry we need to go to Target real quick it's urgent "
As I dragged my slut bag of a bestfriend away from the park I realised it was only time before the whole of Cali will realise what's happening .
