I DO NOT OWN
*some random rogue strolls into the Moonpool area and drinks from it*
Spottedleaf: Welcome, you are now leader of ShadowClan. Your name will be Whitestar and you will-
Rogue: RACIST!
Spottedleaf: O.O What?
Rogue: You are so racist! I mean, if I were born a Clan cat, I would never want to be named Whitekit you know why CUZ IT’S RACIST! YOU STARCLAN CATS SICKEN ME!
Spottedleaf: O.o
Whitestorm: HEY! YOU HURT MY FRIENDS FEELINGS! You die now.
Spottedleaf: Whitestorm…
Rogue: HA! See?! His name is WHITEstorm and that is a racist name.
Spottedleaf: You guys, stop…
Whitestorm: NU! I will NOT stop until I kill this rogue!
Rogue: You and what army? Oh wait, I know; your racist StarClan friends!
Whitestorm: *steam is blowing from ears and face is red* THAT’S IT! YOU DIE FOR SURE NOW! *kills the rogue*
Rogue: *is dead*
Spottedleaf: O.o I JUST NAMED THE ROGUE!!!!!
Whitestorm: Oh. Whatever. *skips away with oversized lollipop*
Spottedleaf: Eh, we'll find another one.
Different rogue: *appears*
Spottedleaf: Welcome, you are now leader of ShadowClan. Your new name is Whitestar and you will-
Different rogue: RACIST!
Whitestorm: NU! *kills different rogue*
Spottedleaf: -.- Not again. . .
