What did the jacket say to the grandmother?
Don't Mind me, I'll just walk over to the closet!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What happens to grapes when you step on them?
They wine!
Why was everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, Honey!
A frightened man goes to the secret police and says, "My talking parrot disappeared."
"Why did you come here? Go to the regular police."
"I will. I'm just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say."
Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party?
Chairman Meow.
What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it's the other way around.
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Newpaper Jokes
RandomA fun joke book full of jokes for the Pond Road Middle School, Robbinsville, NJ Newspaper Club!
