Peridot zooms outside. "Lapis! GET the FuUck out of here!" She screeched. It was so loud. The whole fucking galaxy could hear her.
"Damn Peridot." Lapis said as she s t e P p E d outside. All of a sudden, some random ass rock(?) crashed next to Peridot.
"What the hEll?!" The shrek colored gem asked as she jumped b a c c. The mysterious r o c k got up. "Where the fuck am I?" She asked.
"Who are you?" Peridot asked as she picked up a pebble. Lapis was e r a s e d from existence. Whoops.
"I'm Garnet!" She said and did some sexi anime female p o s e. "That's h o t." The shrek colored gem said with a dark green blush uwu.
Garnet also uwu blushed. "Well... AnYwAy!" Peridot said and stepped closer to her. "I'm peRiDoT!" She screeched.
The fusion gem just heccing nodded. "N i c e t o m e e t y o u." She said before doing the :0 face.
Then they started talking or w h a t e v e r
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RandomThis is a parody of Garnet x Peridot. If you don't like, then okay (: