These are gonna be short! My 'stories' are more like diary entries, not mine though. I don't write in diaries. I write in POETRY!!! anyways this is just dumb stuff that makes my friends laugh. I'm just gonna keep typing so Wattpad doesn't reveal that these only take like 10 seconds to read. K LET"S GO!!!Chad!
(Chad is your basic white boy who looks like a frat guy)
Dear Diary,
My butthole kinda hurts. And my pp won't stop growing. My ass hurts because my girlfriend shoved a pickle inside while I was sleeping. I kinda liked it. Am I gay?
Sincerely, Chad<3
