yubo fanfic pt. 1

it was a damp and moist evening in the ghetto streets of india. "ratatata" i whisper to myself looking down at my wet socks... the dampness reminded me of my gf pams damp... suddenly my massive plester arose. "oopsies hehehe". suddenly i hear some familiar wet claps coming steadily up behind me.. i hesitate. "bruv" i whisper to myself. everything reminded me of her. although i was scared of the aggressive clapping coming closer to me i couldn't help but feel a sense of longing... could it really be her? with every step she took you could hear her voluptuous cheeks slap together. "kyla!" it was not pam it  who's deep voice was that? it was Max. i feel him catch up to me and lay and hand on my shoulder. his breath smelt like hotdog water. i pushed his hand away. "no" i whisper solemnly. "what in da hell" he said angrily in his strong blasian accent. "sorry" i respond. "i can't stop thinking about her". he just stares at me. i forgot about his dyslexia. i simply walk away leaving him in the musty streets of india. i run home feeling the sweet musky air against my face breathing in the fumes as fast i can. the air smelled faintly of the fish factory next to my condo. it also reminded me of her... i finally reached my door where i slammed open the door and tripped! "what in da fuk!?" what did i trip over??? i look down and see my stepmoms cat laying on the floor. "fuck you you stupid fat unemployed stinky little bitch" . i  pick it up and throw it out of the way. "stupid smelly cat" i think to myself. i go upstairs to see my father prim passed out on the bathroom floor. after being convicted of multiple accounts of rape he had turned to da perc 3000 to help ease the stress of his longing to rape every living being he encountered. my stepmom jeff was making chicken in the kitchen. it smelled like literal actual shit. he was dressed in a little maid outfit again... those little heels must hurt i thought to myself.  i made my way to my room avoiding the mess my dad had made. i fell onto my bed. i could still feel the massive boner i had gotten thinking about pam. should i jack off? i thought to myself... i decided against it. i picked up my iphone 4 and checked my grindr notifications. why tf did i match with my father prim? i open up the chat to see him message me "wus poppin secci babi" i sigh as i put my phone back on my nightstand. "another day in the life of a child molester" i say to myself. i hear a ring come from my iphone 4. i look over to see a notification from cathper. "good god" i say scared. he wants my toes doesn't he.... shaking and sweating in fear i open the chat. "give me your toe jam" the message said. "oh shit oh fuck" i feel myself shake in fear my whole body is quivering at the thought of him stealing my toe jam without my consent. i have no choice. one way or another he will take it from me. i muster up the balls to respond to him. "please. please don't take my toe jam". immediately i see him start to type. i put phone to running to the the toilet. "OH GODDDDD OH FUCKKKKK" i scream in angst. after finishing up my business i open the bathroom door to reveal sébastien sitting on my bed with him legs crossed daintily and his hands resting on eachother. he reminded me of belle delphine. "bonjor mon petite amour" i look at him in disgust. "i don't speak croissant" i say in anger . he gasps "uwu senpai!" he says in a very loli voice. "much better" i respond back. he stands up. i tower over him. what a pathetic little man i think to myself. i could just push him over if i wanted to. but i don't do it. "why are you here?" i question him. "my boyfriend" he starts... Mannschaft i think to myself... mannschaft and sebastian had been dating for a little longer than a month... mannschaft would always tell me about their steamy, sensual nights together... little did sebastian know that mannschaft was secretly in love with Jack, the tiny little british man who had a very temper but a very good way with words that would make mannshaft tremble at the very thought of him. i tell him leave. he doesn't. i simply knock him over like i little bowling pin. he starts to cry. like a baby. a dumb stupid little baby. i fucking hate babies.  he crawls away towards the door. i have to leave.  as i walk out of my house i see someone hiding in the the bush. i steadily walk  up to the odd lump in the bush. "OH MY GOD" i scream "IS THAT ZSMITTTY" he stands up out of the bush and just looks at me. "you look like zmsittty" (POV: Zsmitty):i look at this whore. oh fuck she said i looked like zsmittty... my member pulsates...
(Back to kyla's pov:)
i notice he doesn't say anything he just blushes and looks down at his pulsating enormous member... we stare at eachother for a few uncomfortable seconds before he crawls back into the bush and settles down. I call my friend aubrey and ask her to pick me up. i stand outside until she rolls up in her rusted old volkswagen beetle. i climb in without even saying hello. i am a man on a mission. a mission to do missionary. with pam. "hi" aubrey starts. i cut her off "peddle to the metal i need dat ecoochie". she simply nods and excelerates the car. we make to the center of the city when we notice two tweakers "dancing" on the side of the road. "oh god" i complain to aubrey.  it's fucking cris and aria. god i hated them. i reach into my purse and find the bag of crabs i had picked out of my cooch. "stop the car" i say. we pull up next to them. "would ya like some crack?" cris asks visibly tweaking out. i sneer in disgust as i look down at aria attempting to tie his light up sketchers. i start to throw the coochie lice at them. cris looks up at me shocked. "don't be shy! put some more" he starts chanting. aria is still too busy tying his stupid shoes to notice. we speed away leaving them in the dust. we had almost made it to pams house when i remembered i had forgot a condom. "stop." i say. i roll out of the car and sprint to the 711. i walk into the store with urgency. i can't help but feel watched. i look over to see the two cashiers standing at the desk. i read the name tags. "stixx" and "sammy" i grab the pack of extra extra large (super duper massive monster cock) condoms and head to the front desk. suddenly the two men start making out. it's very aggressive and passionate. i'm not sure what to do so i simply pull a condom out and hand one to sammy (it's very obvious stixx is a bottom). i walk away leaving the two lovers to themselves. i estimate i'm about a block away from pams house. aubrey is waiting outside the store. i climb in and tell her to go. as we drive along the main city streets i notice a group of people crossing the street. suddenly one of the people throws a massive dildo at the car. it's diana. the dildo goes full throttle speeding towards the front tire causing the volkswagen to go spinning out of control. i see the people go flying. i recognize them all. amela. adeel. and emmet. i see adeel try to crawl out of the way i notice him and shove back in front of the vehicle. after running over the little speed bump we encounter some protesters. i recognize a few of them. it's cali, claire and liz waving signs protesting that fat people shouldnt be allowed to live.  i tell aubrey to honk. i agree. i never knew cali, and liz hated fat people so much. claire i has always known had a deep hatred for everyone obese and not white. but i fw that not more fat people in 2020. we wave to them and keep driving on. we finally make it to pams house. i leave the car and make it into the house pushing past her parents (dave and daf) god they were so gay. i rush upstairs. i reach pams room to see her having lesbian sex with her stepsister sam. "PAM" i scream. i look down and realize it's not lesbian sex. they are just playing with their dog. "leave sam". i say. i look at pam. the sexual tension pulsating between us. i reach out and cup her face in my sweaty palms.  "pam" i whisper sexually. she simply crosses her legs and stares at me. i smack her fupa and grab her by the tiddie. i pull her close to me feeling her steamy fishy breath on my neck. she lays down on the bed and spreads open her buttcheeks. she starts to scream. i back away unsure of what to do. i watch as a small little white man crawls out. he looks like golem. it's colby. i slide on my massive monster shlong condom and push colby out of the way and grab pam and start going absolutely crazy in dat bitch. just as i'm about to release my children into pam i feel something crawl onto my leg. it's michael. i don't bother shaking him off he's a pathetic little british man. so small. so stinky. i remember when he begged me to touch him in the roblox bathrooms. so desperate. after i finish my massive nut and leave pam and michael and start to walk out the house. than as i start to make my way home i realize i have something to do. i make a detour and stop at the massive building on the main street. it is yubos main building. i stride in and expose my massive wiener. the two security guards attempt to take me away but i fight them back, they are merely little breadsticks compared to me. just as i am about to get away they stop fighting me off, "daniel" the little brown one sighs... "abby" the beaner squeals they put down their guns and run to eachother landing in a passionate embrace as they start kissing and touching eachother moaning. unable to move i watch until i am grabbed by a man i don't know who takes me away where i am kept hostage for the rest of my life. the ceo of yubo (chrissi) coming in daily into my holding cell to taunt me saying "you are forever yoti banned mwah hahahah!". and than i die. the end.