Harry Potter instant messenger

Ron never gets it...

HarryPotterPals

Names:

Harry Potter = Da-chosen-one-init

Ron Weasley = Ginger-ninja

Hermione Granger = Gryffindor-Princess

Draco Malfoy = Slytherin-Sex-god

Ginny Weasley- Bat-Bogey

Luna Lovegood = Loony- Lou

Neville Longbottom = Remembrall

Vincent Crabbe = Crabbe

Gregory Goyle = Goyle

Blaise Zabini = Sex-zee

Albus Dumbledore = Dumblin- Dude

Severus Snape = Snapist

Minerva McGonagall = Cats-Rule

Da-chosen-one-init: Dis iz pretty coollll!!!! :)

Ginger-ninja: Yh, I luv da nu Hogwarts chat site

Gryffindor-Princess: What are you on about?

Ginger-ninja: Oo r u?

Gryffindor-Princess: I’m me...

Da-chosen-one-init: D’uh...

Slytherin-Sex-God: Bet you can’t guess who this is!

Ginger-ninja: Piss off Malfoy.

Slytherin-Sex-God: Damn it...

(Slytherin-Sex-God has changed his name to Slytherin-Prince)

Slytherin-Prince: Who am I now?

Gryffindor-Princess: Still Malfoy, it tells the whole site.

Slytherin-Prince: You could be the princess I could be the king...

Ginger-ninja: But ur a Prince??? IDGI...

Gryffindor-Princess: You never do Ron...

Ginger-ninja: Hey, u jst told da hole site oo I waz...

Slytherin-Prince: They knew anyway...

Gryffindor-Princess: Yeah.

Da-chosen-one-init: Since when ave Gryffindor’s stuck up 4 Slytherin’s???

Gryffindor-Princess: Since when have you spoken in text talk???

Slytherin-Prince: Yeah...

Ginger-ninja: I dnt like dis Gryffindor Princess, oo da heck is she??

Slytherin-Prince: I know who it is...

Ginger-ninja: Even Malfoy no’s sometin I dnt

Da-chosen-one-init: Malfoy no’s lots of tings you dnt...

Slytherin-Prince: HA, PWNED!!!...

Gryffindor-Princess: Please stop talking in text talk, I don’t understand it.

Bat-Bogey: I ave a book on it u can borrow if ya want...

Ginger-ninja: Oo da heck r u?

Bat-Bogey: Bat-Bogey

Da-chosen-one-init: D’uh...

Gryffindor-Princess: Don’t start this again please...

Bat-Bogey: Yh, ur converse above is dumb

Gryffindor-Princess: Gee, thanks