Dishwasher was doing the cooking and cleaning like a good women. She cleaned the house until it was spotless, then Cooked her husbands food.
Her husband was late from work and wreaked of whiskey. He hit the wall "women get her!" He shouted and she walked over to him like a good domestic house wife.
"Yes.. calgon." She whimpered as he pinned her up against the wall since he was a man and didn't need consent.
He leaned closer and closer to his wife's ear "washing machines live longer with calgon~" he whispered deeply.
There night wasn't over yet. They did it all night and she could not refuse as her husband would not let her.
It's true that washing machines live longer with calgon...
(This is a piss take)
