Once upon a time, two random gay dudes realised they were fucking hungry,
"Jeff, I'm hungry can we go to the chippy" I said, Jeff looked up from his essay on why i am perfect 😳, he said "s u r e" and so we went down in the car that we stole so we can go to places. We drove into the chippy wall then a tardis also crashed into the wall and dr who came out and ordered a small portion of chips and a large fish, so nagito komaeda gave him ness in those paper things you get at the chippy with a single chip and he went back into the tardis and flew off into the abyss. Jeff and I decided what we wanted but before i said anything to nagito jeff whispered to me "I fucking love you" and i got all blushy blushu and nagito was all like "uhhhh can i take your order" I said "I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda"
Nagito looked at me and said "is the other dude ordering or is it for both of you" jeff said "its for both of us you unintelligent homoseipien".
Sans from spongebob came in and he said "hey nagito, your handsome give me your hair" nagito said "aww thank you", and he took his wig off and gave it to sans and sans was out faster than sanic the quilly mouse. After that we finally got our meal, we got it and didn't pay we just ran back into the car and reverse crashed it and drove back to our house and consumed food. The end
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