Hoodie [Sherstrade]

Friday and Saturday (1)

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-Friday, 13:04, five minutes after Greg is due at football practice-

You know what I just realised...?

That you look more like twenty four, not nineteen? -SH

Ha, bloody, ha.

But no, that's not what I realised.

Well, I'm not going to guess all evening. Are you going to inform me what this grand realisation is or not? -SH

Okay. Calm your tits.

I'm male, Lestrade. I do not have 'tits'. -SH

It's a saying, sunshine.

I hate that nickname. -SH

I know, that's why I continue to use it.

When I was five, it was cute. Now it's simply painful to hear or see typed. -SH

You thought I was cute when you were five?

That's not what I said. -SH

Did you have a crush on your big eight year old neighbour, Sherlock?

You're in a very playful mood today, aren't you? -SH

Apparently.

I don't like it. Go away. -SH

Rude!

And I haven't told you what this realisation is yet.

Fine. What is it? -SH

You were wearing my footy hoodie earlier!

[Delayed] What? No, I wasn't. -SH

You were! I didn't realise until just now. I would have realised sooner if I'd have seen your back but you seemed determined to just sit on your bed the whole day and sulk about James beating you in that quiz.

It was a Chemistry quiz! I should have won easily. -SH

Yeah, yeah. Back to my point. You were totally wearing my black footy hoodie.

I was cold and it was the closest jumper. So yes, I wore it. -SH

Wasn't it like thirty sizes too big? You're a twig compared to me.

It was a bit too large for me, but it was warm and comfortable. -SH

Keep it, if you like. I have others.

You want me to keep it? -SH

On one condition.

You assume I want to keep the garment that badly? -SH

Yes.

What's the condition? -SH

You wear it to my next game.

No. -SH

Why not?

I refuse to come to a football match in a jumper that says LESTRADE across the back, people would assume things. Usually, when a girl turns up in a player's hoodie it means they're having intercourse or in a relationship. -SH

I've seen Harry wear John's. I'm pretty sure they're not together or shagging.

That's completely different. She's his sister, for one. And two, she does it to irriatate him. -SH