LOOK AT ME GO!!

Out of toilet paper

S: Ah, sh!t. I'm out of toilet paper! ...I know!! I'll go to Walmart!!

*10 minutes later*
S: *inside walmart* what the- Where's all the toilet paper?!?
Random person: they've been out for days...
S: w-WHY?!?
Rp:...do you live under a rock? Covid-19 you dummy!
S:...........F**K!!
Another random person: Hey I know you!!
S:wow!! I actually have fans!!
Arp:can I dare you to do something?
S:HAH!! Anything!!
ARP:ok!! I dare you to.............CLIMB WALMART!!
S: challenge ACCEPTED!!