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I hate your dumb, tattoo
I wish you’d fly, to the moon [Mikey's tattoo literally says "to the moon]
Where there are no girls to use
Or screw overI’m laughing cause I lied, you know
I said you sound like All Time Low
You really don’t [an obvious jab at the band]
Even though you try hard [5SOS has a song called "Try hard"]
You try haaaaaaaardI bet you’re gonna hear this song [It was her dying wish. She is now dead]
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you. Oh
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl [claims to be a feminist. Insults guy's voice by comparing it to a girl's voice. Logic, where art thou ??]
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck [oooh ! burn !]
(sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)I hate the scar, above
Your eye it looks like you’re on drugs [yep. Micheal has a scar above his eye. Apparently she noticed ! And apparently she hangs around a lot of people who are on drugs. #SocialGoals ]
And you really need to learn to wash your hair
Overall, you’re not a catch
You’re just a dumbass [nice !]
Bleaching your hair
Well I hope it all falls out
And it falls oooooooooutI bet you’re gonna hear this song [woooo! Free publicity!]
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you. Oh
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck
(suh-ah-ah-ah-uck, suh-ah-ah-ah-uck, sah-ah-ah-ah-uck, sah-ah)Oh and thanks for
Telling all your lies, cause [I wonder what lies you'd tell about a person you went on one date with about a year ago]
Now I realise
I’d rather date a rock [pure poetry. So original.]
Oh and thanks for
The tickets to your show [I'm getting groupie vibes]
I just wanted you to know
All your band mates are hotter than you [oh yes, very classy.]I bet you’re gonna hear this song and say
(oh my god, she’s so obsessed with me dude) [the guy who said this in the MV vaguely sounds like Mikey]
But no [the irony. Oh, honey....]
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
I bet you’re gonna hear this song [yep. We all did.]
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you
But no [HAHAHA !!]
And I bet you didn’t know
I talked to all the girls that you were with when you were with me [on that one date a year ago. Because apparently he was suppose to be exclusive.]
And they said
You really suck
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You Suck by Abigail Breslin Dig at Michael Clifford (My Comments Included)
HumorOh this song. Have you heard it? If you have did you know that it flat out bullys someone's appearance? That irony is very present? That she insults someone she went on one date with almost a year ago and that these two people haven't talked since...