You Suck by Abigail Breslin dig at Michael Clifford (comments included)

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I hate your dumb, tattoo
I wish you’d fly, to the moon [Mikey's tattoo literally says "to the moon]
Where there are no girls to use
Or screw over

I’m laughing cause I lied, you know
I said you sound like All Time Low
You really don’t [an obvious jab at the band]
Even though you try hard [5SOS has a song called "Try hard"]
You try haaaaaaaard

I bet you’re gonna hear this song [It was her dying wish. She is now dead]
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you. Oh
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl [claims to be a feminist. Insults guy's voice by comparing it to a girl's voice. Logic, where art thou ??]
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck [oooh ! burn !]
(sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)

I hate the scar, above
Your eye it looks like you’re on drugs [yep. Micheal has a scar above his eye. Apparently she noticed ! And apparently she hangs around a lot of people who are on drugs. #SocialGoals  ]
And you really need to learn to wash your hair
Overall, you’re not a catch
You’re just a dumbass [nice !]
Bleaching your hair
Well I hope it all falls out
And it falls ooooooooout

I bet you’re gonna hear this song [woooo! Free publicity!]
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you. Oh
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck
(suh-ah-ah-ah-uck, suh-ah-ah-ah-uck, sah-ah-ah-ah-uck, sah-ah)

Oh and thanks for
Telling all your lies, cause [I wonder what lies you'd tell about a person you went on one date with about a year ago]
Now I realise
I’d rather date a rock [pure poetry. So original.]
Oh and thanks for
The tickets to your show [I'm getting groupie vibes]
I just wanted you to know
All your band mates are hotter than you [oh yes, very classy.]

I bet you’re gonna hear this song and say
(oh my god, she’s so obsessed with me dude) [the guy who said this in the MV vaguely sounds like Mikey]
But no [the irony. Oh, honey....]
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
I bet you’re gonna hear this song [yep. We all did.]
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you
But no [HAHAHA !!]
And I bet you didn’t know
I talked to all the girls that you were with when you were with me [on that one date a year ago. Because apparently he was suppose to be exclusive.]
And they said
You really suck

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