Into what i think is my mind

Tea Party

*It's Tea time*

Astral Mother: Enjoying the Tea Jacob?

Infected smiled. It's lovely. He said, sort of imitating her voice.

Astral Mother: well looks slightly irritated im glad your enjoying yourself,So what do you do now a days?

Infected: Alot. He said, winking. I've been fighting...chilling...killing..

Astral Mother: wow sounds quite exciting and with your new skills i imagine it's easy to get away with them.

Infected: Yep. He said, taking a sip. Some time ago, I even went toe-to-toe with pretty boy.

Astral Mother: you mean Will?

Infected: He shuffled his jacket. Nooooo, Glitch-Bitch.

Astral Mother:...uhhh i'm afraid i dont know what you mean

Infected: 404.

Astral Mother: oh i see

Infected: He shook his head. Real wise guy. Almost had him.

Astral Mother: Thats such a shame, i'd hoped you'd do a better job, even now when it comes to taking a revenge your still a dissapointment.

Infected: Oh, acting like you could do any better I see? He taunted.

Astral Mother: I know i could do better

Infected: Okay, let's make a scenario. His jaw hung open and he went limo for 2 seconds, as he started thinking. Then he said, You're walking to a..public pool, about to take a swim. BUT, when you get in the water, you're suddenly ambushed and blasted 15 meters underneath it. What do you do?

Astral Mother: i wouldn't be in such a scemario, but i'll enduldge you. she began to think well if you want my piece i'd say, i swim back up

Infected: Swim back up.. He muttered, chuckling.

Astral Mother: what was that not the answer? dosen't that make sense?

Infected: Why not jump out to surprise him is all I'm saying.

Astral Mother: I suppose j forgot who was talking to

Astral Mother: sighs dont you ever get tired of acting out like this?

Infected: What are you talking about?

Astral Mother: you know can't you behave for like 1 second

Infected: I am, what do you mean? He bit his fingers more. This is behaving!

Astral Mother: I suppose in your terminology

Infected: What do you call behaving?

Astral Mother: the opposite of you

Infected: Ha-ha-haaaaa. He shuffled his jacket again

Astral Mother: are you nervous?

Infected: I'm never nervous.

Astral Mother: checks out infected mmhm and your sure of that fixes her legs to a different position

Infected: Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?

Astral Mother: forget it idk why I bother

Infected: He stayed quiet, sipping his tea,Then he blurted out. This tea tastes like shit.

Astral Mother: Do you think you could have made something better?

Infected: Pfft! Of course.

Astral Mother: fine than go cook

Infected: He went and made a pot of ramen noodles. Then he gave them to her.

Astral Mother: took it and began to eat

Infected: How's it taste?

Astral Mother: Like ramen, if that's the best you.could do than I guess a D- will suffice as a grade yet again disappointing

Infected: Oh, does the water taste weird? Probably because it's toilet water.

Astral Mother: PFFFFFFFF Spits it out and gets up You little SHIT! IM GONNA FUKING MURDER YOU!

Infected: Laughs and stands up Guess that's my cue to leave!?

Astral Mother: ITS YOUR CUE TO KNEEL AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS! Gets ready to fight

Infected: I don't apologize to anyone, sorry! Oh—I just did, did I? He bites his fingers harshly. That was stupid..

Astral Mother: Arghhhhh I dont know what I expected from an animal!

Infected: Speak for yourself, princess!

Astral Mother: grabs him by the hood listen here you insufferable primate, you will respect me! I don't care how long you've been gone im your mother and you will respect me

Infected: Skeleton. He said. And fine. I'll respect you. But first... Tell me why you're my mom again? He smirked.

Astral Mother: Grrrrr punches him in the face

Infected: Ow! Damn! He hissed.

Astral Mother: that hurt? Good punched him again cuz apparently you've forgotten everything I taught you

Infected: Ah! Like what? To be a good little boy and follow every order given to me?

Astral Mother: Yes! throws him down why won't you fight back you stupid animale!

Infected: You want me to? He tapped his fingers on the ground when he was slammed.

Astral Mother:....

Infected: He quickly turned around and bit her ankle.

Astral Mother: tch kicks him

Infected: He jumped back, holding his side. Hey, mom?

Astral Mother: what?

Infected: How come you want me to beat 404? How come you can't do it yourself? He bit his fingers again, and eventually one cracked.

Astral Mother: fool I never asked you to do any such thing....I just want you for once to not be a total disappointment

Infected: And how do I do that?

Astral Mother:....hugs him, I don't think you can

Infected: ....what?

Astral Mother: because gets up slowly and begins to distort you'll always be the worst of the bunch.