david and natalie in quarantine

week 1

"we're stuck in quarantine with only eachother for i don't you even know how long" david instragams storys him and natalie

he ends the instagram story and post it

"come on dave it's not gonna be that bad"

"natalie you do realize we're gonna kill eachother right"

"not if your a asshole"

"see this is what i mean"

"maybe this will be good for us"

"ok nat ok"

he says that and walks away not wanting to pick an argument with her

**podcast**

"so nat if we're stuck in quarantine till like november you would sleep with me"

"i mean yeah i guess"

"david you would sleep with her to don't act like you would push her off" jason says

"no i think i would i don't think i would i think it would take me like 2 years"

"no if natalie made a move on you, you would go with it"

"no i don't think i would but i mean maybe i would"

"if natalie asked you to sleep with her right now would you"

"no not now it hasn't been long enough"

"ok if like by may we're still quarantined would you sleep with me"

"uh maybe i mean i feel like we would get really bored so it would be our last resort"

everyone laughs and david ends the podcast

"ok thank you guys for listening tune in next week to see if me and natalie sleep together ok bye my names jeff"

jason leaves after like 20 minutes

"so would you actually sleep with me in a few months"he asks

"i don't know dave if it happens it happens"

"so if i made a move on you right now you wouldn't reject it"

"i'm leaving so don't get the chance to make that move"

"so it's a yes"