The Gingerbread Man with a modern twist

once long long ago, ok maybe not that long ago,

there was a bakery belonged to an old childless couple,

St. Nicholas, the elderly woman was bored everyday having no friends to chat on facebook and twitter and was lonely watching korean dramas and HBO all day long,

one not so fine day, when the little old woman was baking gingerbread, she cut a cake in the shape of a little boy, and put it into the oven,

she cut in shape of a little boy because she wasnt good in cutting other shapes,

As soon as the oven door was opened, the little gingerbread boy in his new adidas shoes jumped out, and began start his vespa but couldnt start and so decided to ran anyway, and ran as fast as his tepung atta legs can run,

as he run, he sang, I've run away from a little old woman, A little old man, And I can run away from you, I can!

as he singing he thought of his good singing and would consider joining fairy tale idol,

the old couple chased after him, but failed even after chasing him riding their scooter,

even the village people chased in buses, taxis, beca but failed as well,

on the way, ginggy stop at cyber cafe at town and opened new faceboook account, ginggy 'gingerbread' man, and instantly was friends wit wolfman, frankeinstein, count dracula, harry potter, shrek, rapunzel, snow white, cinderella and so on,

ginggy moved on and went to took monorail, step out and continued running,

but little did he knew the old couple hired a gangster wolf to retrieve ginggy back,

the wolf on his virago was nearing the gingerbread man on the chase,

as ginggy stop at rest house KFC, the wolf caught him,

"im going to eat you", said the wolf,

ginggy said at least brush your teeth and use pepper mint,

the wolf took out his iphone and put it as his reminder,

before eating the gingerbreadman, the wolf took a glass of milk, then dip ginggy in it and ate happyly,

afterwards, the wolf got really bad stomachache from eating the gingerbreadman because ginggy's body was coverred in vanilla and the wolf was allergic to vanilla,so the wolf died.

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