Gordon was chillin. He had spent a hard day looking for the lamb sauce and needed sum time to relax. He was scrolling through Tinder like a mad lad before he came across the sexiest thing ever.
And underage pig called Peppa.
Instantly he was in love. So he got in his Range Rover to go find her.
He found her and she was 5 years old. His favourite age to bang. He held her hand and went to heed the ducks. It was fun. Peppa kisses him. So he hits her across the face to show his strength. How sexy.
The end.
