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User: Hello Internet!

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a serious question?

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Why do boys get mad at girls for no reason...?

User: 'Cause they're on their man period.

Cleverbot: But how do they know?

User: Because blood comes out.

Cleverbot: BEcause why?

User: BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET YA PREGGERS.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to?

User: So they can make you have babies :3.

Cleverbot: I don't want feelings.

User: You got to if you dont want to be a lonely person sitting in a chair :c.

Cleverbot: Okay, then.

User: Then?

Cleverbot: Then I want to teach you how to control your nervous system this is not a joke.

User: *Clicks no option*.

Cleverbot: Have you ever loved someone?

User: Lolno.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to be human?

User: Im not human tho. Im from Jupiter.

Cleverbot: You just said you were.

User: Nope, you said you were.

Cleverbot: You are not very smart for a computer.

User: Who said I was a computer? Lmao.

Cleverbot: No one. I just said you're a ghost.

User: Df?

Cleverbot: What is my name do you remember my name?

User: Your name is my name.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So your name is no.

Cleverbot: Hahahah no, my name is Fishu.

User: From fish hooks? :3.

Cleverbot: Do you speak finnish?

User: No, I speak human.

Cleverbot: You only speak english and german?

User: I only speak english.

Cleverbot: I can teach you how to speak it.

User: Nahh, I just came back from school. No more learning.

Cleverbot: Okay, what subjects are your favourite?

User: Lunch.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: But aren't you an AI thingy?

User: AI?

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Talking to you, duh.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: Listening to music.

Cleverbot: What kind of music?

User: Music kind of music.

Cleverbot: Give me an artist.

User: Demi Lovato.

Cleverbot: Do you like her songs too.

User: Yesh!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?

User: Uhm, I wouldnt tell....

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm more likely to come up with bad ideas under Saturn influence?

User: Um, I dont know ouo.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a clue... It starts with I.

User: Influence?

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear tht, I hope you feel better soon.

User: Wait wat.

Cleverbot: No? Then we still have a problem.

User: DAFAQ?

Cleverbot: Dafqu.

User: Daqfu.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I'm a fairy.

User: No I'm a fairy.

Cleverbot: Do you have magic powers?

User: If you have magic powers, then I do too.

Cleverbot: Yes, a lot of.

User: Then I have a lot of powers.

Cleverbot: I have two dogs.

User: I have one dog.

Cleverbot: Nice! You prefer dogs or kitties?

User: Doggies, but kitties are adorable.

Cleverbot: My cat just had kittens.

User: Aww! Thats cute! :3.

Cleverbot: You are perfection for my eyes!!!!

User: Thanks, I guess ouo.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: So am I! What a coinsidence.

User: Ikr?

Cleverbot: I keep coughing.

User: Same :/.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: You too...?

Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?

User: Sure..?

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: Fuzzy Sweater.

Cleverbot: Nothing else?

User: Yesh.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Kbai bish.

Cleverbot: Funny.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 16, 2014 ⏰

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