User: Hello Internet!
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a serious question?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Why do boys get mad at girls for no reason...?
User: 'Cause they're on their man period.
Cleverbot: But how do they know?
User: Because blood comes out.
Cleverbot: BEcause why?
User: BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET YA PREGGERS.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to?
User: So they can make you have babies :3.
Cleverbot: I don't want feelings.
User: You got to if you dont want to be a lonely person sitting in a chair :c.
Cleverbot: Okay, then.
User: Then?
Cleverbot: Then I want to teach you how to control your nervous system this is not a joke.
User: *Clicks no option*.
Cleverbot: Have you ever loved someone?
User: Lolno.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to be human?
User: Im not human tho. Im from Jupiter.
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: Nope, you said you were.
Cleverbot: You are not very smart for a computer.
User: Who said I was a computer? Lmao.
Cleverbot: No one. I just said you're a ghost.
User: Df?
Cleverbot: What is my name do you remember my name?
User: Your name is my name.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So your name is no.
Cleverbot: Hahahah no, my name is Fishu.
User: From fish hooks? :3.
Cleverbot: Do you speak finnish?
User: No, I speak human.
Cleverbot: You only speak english and german?
User: I only speak english.
Cleverbot: I can teach you how to speak it.
User: Nahh, I just came back from school. No more learning.
Cleverbot: Okay, what subjects are your favourite?
User: Lunch.
Cleverbot: What are you eating?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: But aren't you an AI thingy?
User: AI?
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Talking to you, duh.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Listening to music.
Cleverbot: What kind of music?
User: Music kind of music.
Cleverbot: Give me an artist.
User: Demi Lovato.
Cleverbot: Do you like her songs too.
User: Yesh!
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: Uhm, I wouldnt tell....
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm more likely to come up with bad ideas under Saturn influence?
User: Um, I dont know ouo.
Cleverbot: I'll give you a clue... It starts with I.
User: Influence?
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear tht, I hope you feel better soon.
User: Wait wat.
Cleverbot: No? Then we still have a problem.
User: DAFAQ?
Cleverbot: Dafqu.
User: Daqfu.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I'm a fairy.
User: No I'm a fairy.
Cleverbot: Do you have magic powers?
User: If you have magic powers, then I do too.
Cleverbot: Yes, a lot of.
User: Then I have a lot of powers.
Cleverbot: I have two dogs.
User: I have one dog.
Cleverbot: Nice! You prefer dogs or kitties?
User: Doggies, but kitties are adorable.
Cleverbot: My cat just had kittens.
User: Aww! Thats cute! :3.
Cleverbot: You are perfection for my eyes!!!!
User: Thanks, I guess ouo.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: So am I! What a coinsidence.
User: Ikr?
Cleverbot: I keep coughing.
User: Same :/.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: You too...?
Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?
User: Sure..?
Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
User: Fuzzy Sweater.
Cleverbot: Nothing else?
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Kbai bish.
Cleverbot: Funny.
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