After a brutal defeat by his little brother, and lover Hop, Leon, former "undefeatable champion", spontaneously combusted, exploding into gay sparkles. All because his dearly beloved Charizard was murdered by a Metapod. He spimply couldn't live without his midnight lover.
It was a bright sunny day at the funeral home, where Piers met up with Raihan at the door. "Hey there my smexu Crunchable Ice Cream." Raihan said to the dwarf midget. "Hey there my horny tree monster." Piers kissed Raihan on the elbow. "Im sorry for your loss bb." Piers sighed solemly at Raihan. "Its just.. Imma miss fucking Charizard with Leon." Raihan sobbed. "WHOS GONNA HAVE SPICY FRIDAY NIGHTS WITH ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Piers teetered his head up almost snapping his own neck just to look up at Raihans sexy smoldering face, only to see Raihan posting nudes to instagram. "You freaking ho you have me now come kiss me bb"
They fucked.......
In Leons coffin with Leon in it....
And charizard.....
The end.
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How To Be Homosexual: Book One
ФанфикLeon dies and that makes Piers and Raihan gay. This fic is NOT serious it was a 3 a.m. joke with my bros.
