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Bestjojo added oceanman, i♡cherries, walkingbaguette, hottamale, and 6 others to the chat.

Bestjojo: sup guys!

Oceanman: why tf am I here

Bestjojo:
aaawww, don't be like that Jotaro :(
I just wanted to talk to everyone

Oceanman: well, fuck off and do it somewhere else

Cinnamonroll: Jotaro, language

Oceanman: sorry mom

i♡cherries: thanks for adding us Joseph!

Bestjojo: FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES WHAT I'VE CREATED

Walkingbaguette: who else is in here??

Hottamale: Caesar is probably here

Livesalad: unfortunately, yes-

Bestjojo: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Oceanman: IT MEANS "FUCK OFF"

Cinnamonroll: Jotaro

Oceanman: yea yea, whatever

Immafixthisspaghetti: sup guys!

Ideletedmydick: yo!

Thisboyismine: hi guys!

Immafixthisspaghetti: Koichi, what's with that username??

Thisboyismine:
oh-
Yukako probably did that

Immafixthisspaghetti: aight, hold up-

'Immafixthisspaghetti' changed 'Thisboysismine''s name to 'Koochie'

Immafixthisspaghetti: there we go

Ideletedmydick: good one Josuke!

Immafixthisspaghetti: thanks Oku

Koochie: Okuyasu, you shouldn't be talking-

Ideletedmydick: why?

Koochie: nvm

Cinnamonroll: So, how's everyone doing??

Bestjojo: I'm great!

Livesalad: as best as can be tbh

Hottamale: I'm good

Walkingbaguette: I lost one of my earrings :((

i♡cherries:
I'm great! Thanks for asking Jonathan!!
and I hope you find your earring Pol

Walkingbaguette: thanks Kak :(

Oceanman: I'm alive, if that counts

Immafixthisspaghetti: Jotaro wtf-

Oceanman: what?

Immafixthisspaghetti: nothing-

Ideletedmydick: OI, JOSUKE

Immafixthisspaghetti: WHAT

Ideletedmydick: I need you to heal me

Immafixthisspaghetti: why?

Ideletedmydick: my username

Immafixthisspaghetti:
what about your-
oh-
God damn it Okuyasu, not again
Wait where you are

'Immafixthisspaghetti' left the chat

Ideletedmydick: thanks bro

'Ideletedmydick' left the chat

Koochie:
and this is why I said that Okuyasu shouldn't say anything-
either way, I should go with Josuke

'Koochie' left the chat

Oceanman: what the actual fuck just happened

Walkingbaguette: idek-

i♡cherries: I think we should leave??

Hottamale: agreed

Livesalad: yup

Cinnamonroll: Should I be worried??

i♡cherries: I think they'll be fine Jonathan

Cinnamonroll: okay... if you say so..

Hottamale: Jonathan, do you want to borrow some more books from my library?

Cinnamonroll: Oh! Yes, please! If you don't mind

Hottamale: Not at all. I'll be waiting for you to arrive.

Cinnmonroll: Okay! See you then Avdol!

Hottamale: Likewise

'Cinnamonroll' left the chat
'Hottamale' left the chat

Walkingbaguette: I'm coming too!

'Walkingbaguette' left the chat

i♡cherries: since when does Polnarreff read?

Oceanman: He doesn't

i♡cherries: oh-

Oceanman: yea

i♡cherries: Hey Jotaro, do you wanna come over?

Oceanman: sure

i♡cherries: aight, see yah then

Oceanman: see yah

'i♡cherries' left the chat
'Oceanman' left the chat

Livesalad:
I should leave too then
bye Jojo!

'Livesalad' left the chat

Bestjojo:
I WAS LITERALLY GONE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WAIT, CAESAR-CHAN DON'T LEAVE ME

'Bestjojo' left the chat

Yoyo:

WTF IS HAPPENING
WHAT IS THIS GROUP CHAT
AM I IN HELL?!?!
wait-
WTF DO YOU MEAN AGAIN
DO YOU MASTURBATE SO HARD THAT YOUR DICK JUST GOES "NYOOM"
YOU GOT A DECHABLE PENIS OR SOMETHING
wait- that actually doesn't sound too bad 🤔🤔🤔
what's that smell??
OH NOOOO
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ON A CRACK STICK
I BURNED MY POT BROWNIES
F
U
C
K

'Yoyo' left the chat

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Okay, "Yoyo" is an OC for this crackfic so, there's that.
And favorite-of-the-boss gave me the OC for this.

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