𝐴𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 ☞︎ 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

𝙊𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

Steve: I have an idea!

Clint: SO DO I. MINE FIRST.

Steve: Wait, no it's a good one.

Clint: SHUT UP! 

Clint: SO WE SHOULD MAKE BROWNIES BUT WITH FIRE!

Tony: erm yeah, how about in your own house where you can burn it down in peace.

Steve: No guys! 

Clint: I WOULD BUT I'M NOW BANNED FROM THERE!

Steve: Buck, Nat help me out here...?

Nat: Guys shut the hell up before I come taser you all.

Tony: ...

Clint: ...

Clint: ...but the brownies

Nat: that's it Barton.

Clint logged off

Bruce logged on

Bruce: What's the idea then Steve?

Steve: well... do you know the (Y/N) girl that brings cookies round every week for us?

Tony: oh yeah! I know her! Why, are you wanting to stop that cause those are good ass cookies.

Nat: yeah of course I know her, she's so sweet.

Steve: yeah well Buck was talking to her the other day and he found something out.

Clint logged on

Clint: did you find out she likes brownies?!?!

Bucky: No, she's an orphan. So we want to adopt her!

Tony: Wait what?!?!?!

Nat: How come I was never included in this?!!!!

Bruce: woah come on guys think this through!!!

Steve: but she's a nice kid!

Bucky: yeah! I can look after her easily!

Steve: she won't be any trouble

Nat: I'm not sure...

Clint: who would be her dad? I'm already a father.

Tony: I still don't know what to say to this

Bucky: I could be her dad! 

Nat: Bucky... have you even spoke to her about this...?

Bucky: well... no. 

Bucky: but she loves us! We could become like a proper family!

Steve: yeah we'll just bring her to the tower and boom! We're a family!

Bucky: yeah!

Tony: wait! I don't know what it was like in your day, but that is straight up illegal.

Bucky: It'll be fine.

Bucky logged off

Tony: Guys it's not that easy!

Steve: yeah it is, it's fiction!

Wade joined the chat

Wade: now that's some lazy writing!

Wade left the chat

Nat: erm okay...

Nat: I guess I could hop on this idea.

Steve: yes!

Tony: No!

Tony: this is straight up kidnapping!

Bruce: I for once agree with Tony on this...

Tony: Thank you!

Bucky logged on

Bucky added (Y/N)

Steve: Hi (Y/N)!

Nat: Hi

Tony: have you made any more cookies for us yet, I'm hungry.

(Y/N): oh hi guys, yeah I'll give them to you tomorrow :)))

Tony: good.

Steve: we were all thinking about something earlier 

Clint: *you and Barnes

Steve: shut up Clint 

Bucky: we were all thinking that since you don't really have a place to stay that you could come live with us :)))

(Y/N): oh 

Bruce: that didn't seem like a good answer.

Tony: Ha! Knew it

Steve: sorry was that too quick, you don't have to. It was just a suggestion. God I'm an idiot

(Y/N): no! It was a happy 'oh'. I would love to!

Bucky: oh wow Jesus Christ you don't know how relieved I am right now.

Tony: well I did NOT see that coming, even from my billionaire private tower.

(Y/N): yeah but what are the details?

Steve: erm, well... you'll be living in the avengers tower and you'll probably be homeschooled but I don't really know.

Nat: she means who's her dad Steve :I

Steve: oh right.

Bucky: that'd be me :)))

 (Y/N): oh hi Buck!

(Y/N): *Dad

Bucky: Steve she called me dad!

Steve: sure did Buck ;))

Tony: who taught the fossil the winky face?

Steve: where are you (Y/N)? pack your bags I'll come pick you up

Bucky: wait for me!

   Nat changed 'Bucky' to 'Newly dad'

Nat: there!

(Y/N): I'm at queens shelter, wait a sec I'm just gonna go get the cookies brb

Newly dad: I'm so exited.

Newly dad: we have currently just picked (Y/N) up. We're coming back.

Tony: oooh we can have cookies anytime we want now!

Nat: she's not a bakery Tony.

Nat: wait, where's Clint? I haven't heard from him in ages.

Newly dad: arghhhhhhh!

Newly dad: STEVE LOOK ROUND THERES SOMEONE IN THE BACK SEAT!

(Y/N): AHHHHHH

Steve: WHATTTTT

Clint:  👀 

Newly dad: THE BITCH FOLLOWED US!

Tony: that is no way to speak as a "Newly dad" 

Nat: he followed you!

Steve: Clint we could have crashed! 

Newly dad: You could have injured (Y/N)!

Tony: now that is a way to speak as a "newly dad"

(Y/N): well if this is how my new family's gonna be. I have to say, I'm excited.

     ~Written 5.6.20~