𝐴𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 ☞︎ 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

𝘿𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨

(Y/N): I can't sleep.

(Y/N): I can not sleep

(Y/N): I can no longer sleep

(Y/N): I can not long sleeps

(Y/N): I am not longly sleeplers 

(Y/N): I am not longer sleep shall be me.

Steve: what?

(Y/N): hellloooooo Steeb

Steve: Who's Steeb?

(Y/N): you.

(Y/N): now can I have a hug?

Steve: erm

Steve: yes sure

(Y/N): YASSSSSSS

Tony: (Y/N) are you drunk?

Nat: she better not be, she's (Y/A).

Steve: well she just came into my room, gave me a hug and... well, she won't move...

(Y/N): you have good huggggssss.

Bruce: Tony... you didn't happen to leave your alcohol cupboard accidentally open did you...?

Tony: oh

Tony: shit.

Steve: Tony what the hell?!

Nat: oh. My. God.

Bruce: This is not good!

(Y/N): Where's Thor?

(Y/N):The god.

(Y/N): lighting man.

Tony: why...?

(Y/N): He gives good hygs 

(Y/N): Hpgs

(Y/N): Hypes

(Y/N): well. Shit.

Steve: (Y/N) language!

Tony: tbh I kinda like drunk (Y/N)

Nat: Tony, stop before something happens.

Tony: ...

Thor logged on

Thor: why is Lady (Y/N) hugging me?

Steve: She's drunk Thor

Steve: because someone left the alcohol cupboard open.

Tony: BeCaUsE sOmEoNe LeFt ThE aLcOhOl CuPbOaRd OpEn.

Thor: You misguardians get drunk really fast.

Tony: thank you for that really inciting input 

Tony: lets just forget about it, ya know tomorrow just move on with our lives.

Steve: Tony.

Nat: just don't open your mouth, you'll sound smarter 

Clint: OoOh BuRn!

(Y/N): Do you sometimes think about how you could kill someone and nobody'd jnow?

Clint: *know

Tony: YoUr WoRrYiNg aBoUt SpElLiNg MiStAkEs HeRe!

Bucky: you know what they say, Drunken thoughts are sober realities.

Steve: I'm not sure that's quite the saying Buck...

Bucky: wdym of course it is

(Y/N): LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS 

Thor: what are these chickens lady (Y/N) is talking about?

Steve: where are you?

Steve: Why are there chickens?

 Clint: ooooh I like chickens!

Clint: I have them at the farm!

Tony: wait it might be one of those gen Z things I'll add Peter 

Tony added Peter

Tony: hey pete, what does "look at all those chickens" mean?

Peter: VINE!

Peter: what the hell richard!

Steve: oh I think that's the thing (Y/N) was showing me a couple weeks ago

Steve: does it involve "stop! I could've dropped my croissant!"

Peter: Yes! Yes it does!

Peter: my favourites "the road works ahead, yeah I sure hope it does"

Clint: I wanna die.

(Y/N): Sameee

Thor: Lady (Y/N) do not say that!

Peter: #mood

Nat: ???

Tony: I have absolutely no idea.

Steve: we used to use that sense of humour in the army!

Steve: I understood that!

Peter: I'M IN MY MUMS CAR 

(Y/N): broom broommmmm

Peter: GET OUT MY CAR

(Y/N): stevey go one you jnow thisss ine!

Steve: awwwwwwww

Peter: YAYYYY!

Bruce: I will forever ask myself what I did so wrong to be punished like this

Bruce left the chat

Tony: ^^

Tony left the chat

Nat: There're just wimps

Nat: I'll go and make sure they're still avengers by surprise attacking them

Steve: (Y/N) I think you need to go to sleep, you'll have a hangover in the morning, still can't believe you drunk underage 

Thor: :(((((((

Peter: ???

Thor: that is disappointment young spider

Clint: oh not the DrEaDeD dIsSaPoInTmEnT

Peter: It HuRtS

Nat: right just got back, they did indeed NOT have their guards up

Steve: what did you do?

Peter: That sounds so cool Miss Romanoff!

Nat: it is, I swiped their legs away so they fell onto their faces.

Nat: it was fun 

(Y/N): I want hugggggggs

Steve: no, you need SLEEP

(Y/N): Hugs. Hugs please.

Thor: I will give you a hug lady (Y/N)

(Y/N): !!!

Nat: What does that mean???

Peter: !!! Means YAY

Steve: honestly these gen z stuff really confuses me sometimes 

(Y/N): Me too and I AM gen Z!

Steve: Fair enough.

         ~13.6.20~