𝐴𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 ☞︎ 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

𝙇𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨

(Y/N): hi guys!

Tony: (Y/N) wtf it's literally 4 am

(Y/N): I can't get to sleep :((

Tony: Right, we'll go to sleep now.

Steve: what's going on? My phone keeps lighting up 

Bucky: same

Nat: will you shut up before I headlock you all

(Y/N): ...

Sam: oh hey guys, what're you doing up?

Peter: Hey people!

Tony: Peter why are you up so late! 

Tony: don't you have school tomorrow??

Steve: and SOMEONE also has school tomorrow 

Sam: *cough* *cough* (Y/N)

Rhodey: are you alright? Do you need a lozenge?

Tony: *rolls eyes through technology*

Steve: what do ** these mean?

Steve: why is everyone using them?

Bucky: ooh ohhh I know this one!

Bucky: (Y/N) taught me *jazz hands*

(Y/N): that's right! *claps hands proudly*

Clint: *jumps of a building*

Pietro: damn I though you were already dead from that bad back

Wanda: do stop bullying the old man Piet

Clint: *comes back from the dead to haunt their asses*

Steve: right. I still have no idea what they are though 

Peter: I can help you Mr Rogers!

Steve: thanks Peter

Peter: so you think of an action

Steve: yeah

Peter: and then you put it into *these*

Steve: *nods appreciatively*

Clint: whoop whoop!

Nat: does anyone have anything actually interesting to share because if not I'm going back to sleep.

Bucky: well...

Steve: Bucky don't you dare!

Bucky: ...

Steve: Bucky I swear on America's flag

Bucky: Steve has a crush on Beyoncé

Clint: HA

Tony: No wayyyyyy

Steve: buckkkkk

(Y/N): I have no idea what to think of this

Steve: she's a very pretty lady okay!

Sam: well your lucky man... she's a single lady!

Sam: why the hell you touching me Bucky?!

Bucky: because I can FEEL YOUR HALO

(Y/N): guys stop! your making me feel SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW!

Wanda: ... *applauds*

Tony: does know where my wine is?

Vision: the last time I saw it is in Mr Banners lap

Peter: lap?