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𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

         Pete notes: don't mention chicken strips

(Y/N): you doing anything rn?

(Y/N): :))))

Pete: scrolling through TikTok

Peter: wuu2

(Y/N): looking at tumblr

Peter: you said the same thing 3 hours ago...

Peter: Either you have a lot of energy or none at all to be on Tumblr this long

(Y/N): both???

Peter: that is valid

(Y/N): do you have ice cream?

Peter: ...No?

(Y/N): useless

Uncle Tony notes: minor alcohol problem

(Y/N): hey Uncle Tony! Did I ever mention your really cool

Uncle Tony: don't have to, I already know. But what do you want?

(Y/N): Ice cream. Got any??

Uncle Tony: why tf would I have ice cream?

(Y/N): everyone's a disappointment these days.

Uncle Thor notes: don't mention being stabbed. Brings back PTSD.

(Y/N): hey uncle Thor!

Uncle Thor: hello child of the captain :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

(Y/N): you too

(Y/N): I need you to go on a mission. It's top secret.

Uncle Thor: what is this mission lady (Y/N)? Do I need to involve my brother?

(Y/N): maybe. It is very dangerous. You can do it can't you? Or are you too weak?

Uncle Thor: I shall never be weak! I do not need any help! 

(Y/N): if you say so...

(Y/N): you must visit a very scary land, the name of Tesco's but you must not get side tracked. Go to an isle called "deserts" but don't get the wrong idea for that is a code word meaning "death" and you must retrieve a box that is called "rocky road". It holds a secret weapon and must be delivered to me immediately or the whole world will be destroyed.

Uncle Thor: I have spoken to lady Natasha and she said I was dumb 

Uncle Thor:  :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

(Y/N): you must still retrieve the weapon 

Uncle Thor: I am now sad, ask the captain for I am too much of a disappointment 

(Y/N): anger.

Uncle Buck notes: may be an assassin but is very friendly!

(Y/N): hey uncle Buck!

Uncle Buck: hey doll, what's up?

(Y/N): do you

(Y/N): I don't know

(Y/N): perhaps

(Y/N): like 

(Y/N): Have ice cream?

Uncle Bucky: no, sorry doll. Why don't you just go get some?

Uncle Bucky: I'm sure there's some in one of the freezers