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Waking up by the annoying alarm, going to the washroom to choke on some paste and toothbrush, shower with freezing water cause some bitch turned off the water heater
Must be that ass you thought of your annoying ass brother as you were taking a shower
Finally done with your 10 minute shower,
You dress up
Then head downstairs
You look for your mom in the kitchen
Only to see that shes not there
No breakfast
"Where's Mom?"
You say as you look in rooms to find her
You go to your parents room
"Mom?"
You open the door
No one
"WHERE DA FAK IS EVERYONE"
You yell
"Y/N! LANGUAGE" you hear near your parents room
Oh so that ass is alive
You slammed the door open
You see your brother half naked
"Bruh the fuk, wheres your shirt?"
You asked
"Bitch if only you didn't burn all my T-Shirts" said Mark
"Oh shi- sorry" You apologise
"Yeah yeah whatever go die"
You see him his about to brush his teeth
You smirk as you remember that you changed the paste to mustard
He's to dumb to know the color either way
"R00d" You reply
"Anyhow I'll get going"
You slam the door close as you see him putting his brush in his mouth
"YOU ASS-"
You run before he opens the door and chase you
Wait what was I doing again?
Oh yeah wheres mom?
You go to the living room
FINALLY GAH
"Mom wheres breakfast?"
No answer
"Mom?" You say as you get closer
"Honey, I'm so sorry but-"
"BuT WHAT?" You scream the last part
"Let me finish (Y/N)"
"Okayyyyy" You whine
"So we got bankrupt and-"
"WHAT" You hear someone else scream
"WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU ASS"
You scream louder seeing Mark not wearing a shirt and you can now see his ab- I mean wtf is he doing here
"BITCH YOU THINK I WON'T KNOW WHICH MOTHERFOOKER PUT MUSTARD INSTEAD OF PASTE??"
"Fook"
You both start running around the couch your mom is sitting on
"STOOOP!" Your mom yells
You both quite down
"Oh yeah mom go on" Said your ugly ass
"Honey we love you but,-"
"BUT WHAT" You and Muark scream
"Shut up nerd" You say to Mark
"Shut up Fooker" Said Muark
"LET ME SAY IN PEACE FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
"As I told you we were bankrupt so we were in a very hard place,"
"annNd?" You say
"So the only was to-"
"HONEY DID YOU SAY Y/N YET?" Said dad
Where the fook did he come from?
"I am saying if you don't interrupt your ass" Said mom
"Oh sorry hehe" Laughed awkwardly dad
"So we had to sold you to the-"
"WHAAAAAAT" You and Mark scream
"OHMAFOOKINGGOD IS MY DREAM COMING TRUE WHERE YOU LEAVE ME FOR LIFE??!?!?!" You scream as you jumped
"MOM IS IT TRUE THTA YOU SOLD ME-?"
Said mark
"Not you but (Y/N)"
What
What
What
What
What
What
What
What
What
What
You can't think cause your hungry
"Wait mom what did you just say?"
"You are sold to the famous mafia gang called Stray Kids"
Your jaw drop
"WHAT THE FUUUUCK"
END OF CHAPTER ONE
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Kidnapped By Mafias
RomanceSold by your parents only to find out that your sold to Stray Kids; The biggest Mafia group existing (This is an crackhead/funny fanfiction! Please don't show hate if it isn't what you wanted ok? I hope you enjoy reading!)
