Bnha Incorrect Quotes

パート1 (Part 1)

これが何らかの形で楽しいことを願っています。(Hope this is enjoyable in some way.)

AAALSO before we begin, I'm gonna use abbreviations for people's names (Ex. Kirishima=Kiri, Bakugo=Baku, Midoriya=Deku, Todoroki=Todo..Ect)
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Kiri: Bro, I wanna give you the world but I only have like..200 yen

(If you're American, 200 yen is equal to 1.86 U.S dollars :>)

Bakugo: Come over here

Kiri:*Comes closer*

Baku:*Hugs Kiri* I ain't got no cash on me but I got the world right here in my arms.

Kiri: Bruh

Baku: Bruh

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Deku, talking to Todo: A waiter could literally kill me and I would still tip 20$.

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(Toga will be the same name, same with dabi, and Shigaraki will be Shi.)

Toga: Dont worry, I've got a few knifes up my sleeve.

Shi: I think you mean cards. (Lol no boi- it's supposed to go 'I've got a few tricks up my sleeve'-)

Dabi: She did not

Toga, pulling out knifes: I did not.

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Deku: So you really believe me, Todoroki?

Todo: Midoriya, you are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet. I'd believe you if you said talking cartoon birds did your hair this morning.

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(Aizawa will be Aizy.)

Aizy: I'm expelling all of them

Mic: No! Why! What did they do?!

Aizy: Well, let's see, Midoriya broke his finger and forgot to tell anyone about it until this morning, last night Mineta tried to get into Yaoyorozu's room so Bakugo locked him in the basement without telling anyone, and they've been trying to convince me to get more sleep.

Mic: That's not-

Aizy: And then today in class Kaminari asked me what state Canada was in.

Mic:

Mic: Wait, what state is Canada in-? (Boi, u sTuPid- Canada isn't a state, it's a country-)

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Deku: (Kacchan) gave me a get better soon card.
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(the original picture says 'Bakugo', but Midoriya never calls him that, he only calls him Kacchan, so ima put that :>)

(Uraraka is Ura now)

Ura: Aw, that's sweet!

Deku: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better.

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Baku: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE *Aggressively throws water bottles*

(Kaminari is now Pika, Sero is still Sero)

Pika: Uh...

Sero: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Baku: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Kiri, crying: Its working.

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Todo, googling: 'Snake bite leg what to do'

Google: 'Elevate and apply pressure'

Todo, lifting the snake up high into the air: Apologize or else.

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Baku: Any extreme sport you've tried?

Kiri: Doing my homework while Aizawa-Sensei is collecting it.

(Lol I've done that before and, BOY it was stressful as heck-)

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All might: My successor must be heroic, selfless, powerful, responsible-

Deku: *screams and chucks backpack at villian*

All might: That one. I want that one.

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(Ima name Endeavor 'Meany' caz hes mean-)

Meany: I'm going to ask you to be respectful

Todo: I will politely decline.

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(Iida is now Gtg)

Todo: You son of A-

Dabi: We have the same mother

Deku, Ura, and Gtg: ?

Todo: Oh right, I forgot

Deku, Ura, and Gtg: What the-

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All might: C'mon, Aizawa! Nobody thinks Midoriya is my son!

Aizy: *turns to coworkers* Put your hand up if you think Midoriya is Toshinori's son.

Everyone: *Puts their hand up*

All Might: Midoriya, put your hand down!

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Mina: *Does the renegade on the top of the counter*

Aizy: Get down

Mina:*Renegades more violently*

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