[from trailer]
Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Detective Wuertz: Dent! Jesus, I thought you was dead!
Two-Face: Half...
Harvey Dent: Rachel's told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.
[from trailer]
The Joker: And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule...
Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
[from trailer]
The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
[from trailer]
Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is... custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
[from trailer]
The Joker: Evening, Commissioner...
[smacks his lips]
[from trailer]
The Joker: Why... so... serious?
[from trailer]
The Joker: [to Rachel] A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
[from trailer]
Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you.
[from trailer]
The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
[from trailer]
The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, hit me!
[from trailer]
Lucius Fox: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
[from trailer]
The Joker: It's all... part of the plan.
Grumpy: I'm bettin' The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no. I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]
Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
[from trailer]
The Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is *my* city.
The Chechen: They won't work for a freak...
The Joker: [mocking his accent] A freak...
[pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons who grabs the Chechen]
The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.
[from trailer]
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
[from trailer]
Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming!
[from trailer]
Harvey Dent: You're Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That's right, sir.
Harvey Dent: [about Rachel] Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, you have no idea.
[from trailer]
The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.
[from trailer]
[the Joker and his thugs burst into a Gotham ball]
The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment.
[from trailer]
[taking out a joker card and setting it on the table]
The Joker: Here's my card.
[from trailer]
Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
[from trailer]
The Joker: Where is Harvey Dent? I'll settle for his love ones...
Batman: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.
Bruce Wayne: [to Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It's coming.
[from trailer]
[the Joker holds Rachel over the edge of a building]
Batman: Let her go.
The Joker: Ooh... very poor choice of words.
[laughs as he lets go]
The Joker: I Love This Job!
The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy... Upset the established order... Well then everyone loses their minds!
[from trailer]
Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborgini, then? Much more subtle!
[from trailer]
Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?
The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.
The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
The Joker: [looks directly at Dinner Guest] You know, you remind of my father.
[takes a knife to dinner guest's neck]
The Joker: ... I hated my father!
[The Joker holds Rachel Dawes out of a window]
Batman: Let her go.
The Joker: Hmm. Poor choice of words.
[The Joker lets her drop as he laughs maniacally]
