|• Bungou Hot Dogs •| (BSD Chatfic)

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Nicknames

Yosano Akiko - YosaNOsir

Izumi Kyoka - Wrong Number

Edogawa Ranpo - get on my level kid

Tanizaki Jun'nichiro - done for

Tanizaki Naomi - for done

Kunikida Doppo - Kunikinky Dadpo

Dazai Osamu - Manchild

Nakajima Atsushi - Sushi Nyakajima

Miyazawa Kenji - the cow jumped over the moon

Yukichi Fukuzawa - dad above all dads

Nakahara Chuuya - does my hat make me taller?

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke - MCR

Higuchi Ichiyo - Up or down?

Akutagawa Gin - MCR's sister

Ogai Mori - Simp

Sakunosuke Oda - daisuki

Ozaki Kouyo - Festive

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YosaNOsir - y'all be ded

MCR - Inside, yes

Manchild - What are you, depressed?

MCR - Yep

Nyakajima Sushi - Please lighten up a little... :;(∩´﹏'∩);:

Up or down? - You're certainly one to talk.

Nyakajima Sushi - I hate to agree, but you're right.. (′▽'〃)

Kunikinky Dadpo - Excuse me kid, but have you seen Dazai today?

Nyakajima Sushi - He's staying at me and Kyoka's dorm for a while. Why?

done for - ←

for done - ^

daisuki - ^^

Simp - ^^^

get on my level kid - ^^^^

Wrong Number - ^^^^^

the cow jumped over the moon - ^^^^^^

Up or down? - ^^^^^^^

Manchild - Are you filthy people assuming id do something dirty to our pure little kitty? You wound me!

does my hat make me taller? - ofc ur a simp

get on my level kid - *I'd

YosaNOsir - whipped

Festive - Please, Akiko.

YosaNOsir - Please, Ranpo.

get on my level kid - Please, Kunikida.

Kunikinky Dadpo - Please, Tanizaki.

done for - Please, President.

dad above all dads - Please, Sushi.

Nyakajima Sushi - Please, Naomi.

for done - Please, Kenji.

the cow jumped over the moon - Please, Dazai.

Manchild - Please, Kyouka.

Festive - I didn't mean to do that...

does my hat make me taller? - are y'all okay

Manchild - Okay? Who's that?

for done - What's her instagram?

Nyakajima Sushi - Sorry Chuuya-san... we're not who you're looking for ｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡

MCR - eye-

Wrong Number - Okay is my worst enemy. She almost gave me her disease.

Nyakajima Sushi - She's sick? I hope she's okay! What does she have?

Wrong Number - It's a disease called 'sane'. It affects your brain.

get pm on my level kid - Gross.

daisuki - Get in the car, you're all going to therapy.

Manchild - It doesn't work on Atsushi-kun. We tried.

Kunikinky Dadpo - It doesn't work on you, either. We received many complaints about you.

for done - Gin, Higuchi and I are gonna go get some tea! Anyone else wanna come?

Nyakajima Sushi - Do you mind? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

for done - Not at all! Come along! We're at the park across the harbour right now.

Nyakajima Sushi - Okay then! Ranpo-san, 311425152131513?

get on my level kid - On it.

does my hat make me taller - nani?

MCR - Ah, the sacred code of Nakajima Atsushi and Edogawa Ranpo. Nobody but them can understand or decipher it.

Manchild - It's not really sacred. They use it all the time. Gives us all the chills.

Kunikinky Dadpo - It interupts my work.

for done - That's so like you.