(A/N: this is a butchering of the Pokemon canon, oh well...)
MTSILVER = Red
l~e~a~f = Leaf
Hoe-.-.-.-Oh = Ethan
commitsuicune = Kris
LIES = Lyra
Bread Bank = Brendan
Perhaps = May
I LIVE IN FEAR = Lucas
Palkia looked at Dialga funny = Dawn
dirt = Hildert
*angry samurott noises* = Hilba
lobshot = Nate
lavieenrose = Rosa
what in the name of Arceus = Calem
IT'S PRONOUNCED YAHVELTAL = Serena
hellyesyoh = Elio
AAA = Selene
GrUwUkey = Victor
Let me sleep = Gloria
