Jess: daddyyyy hash went to go play with his friends so want to fuck?
Harley: just a minute, i'll be ready soon! (in his mind:) WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS CONDOMS I BOUGHT? maybe the baby sock will have to do...
Hash: haha i used papas balloon packets for gons birthday. when we blew them up they had this weird tasting liquid in it. anyways stop reading. go back to the story
Harley rushes through the cabinets trying to find the small baby sock for sex.
Harley: I think the sock is in the kitchen! He proceeds to run out with his junk dangling to the kitchen and find it.
Harley: cmon.. CMON. WHERE IS IT?
Jess: DADDY HURRY UP!
Harley then finds a empty, clear mayo tub with some mayo at the bottom remaining that solidified. This could work.. *licks lips* HONEY!! I'M READY
He wears the mayo tub and as he walks towards the bedroom, the doorbell rings.
Harley: I'LL GET IT! *runs to the door like a gay man who's having a mid life crisis*
He opens the door to see tricksausage9 with his cock exposed in a pizza box.
Harley: this finna be good..
(They have a threesome, and eventually the mayo tub breaks and Harley had a mistake. :))
