𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙿𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙵𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂

Them as dumb things me and my friends have said

Harry:
Y/n: How did you even get that

Harry: Cuz it's 2 and-

Y/n: Harry... that's an 11

Ron:

Ron: Sometimes I just like the Nutella raw

Y/n: Raw?

Ron: what else would you call it?

Y/n: alone?

Ron: 👁👄👁 as I was saying, sometimes I like it raw.

Draco:

Y/n: You need to rethink your thoughts

Draco: You want me to what-

Y/n: Rethink your thoughts

Draco: You want me to think of it again

Y/n: Wait I messed up-

Fred:

Y/n: Remind me again how you got stuck in this skirt

Fred: Idk...

Fred: Take a picture

Cedric:

Cedric: He loves his boat more than anything

Y/n: Suddenly I'm a boat

James:

James: Do carrots grow from trees or in the ground

Y/n: 👁👄👁

Remus: 👁👄👁

Everyone in a 5 mile radius: 👁👄👁

Y/n: Are you serious?

Sirius: No im-

Y/n: THE GROUND

James: Okay but where do the seeds come from?

Sirius:

Y/n: WHY ARE YOU YELLING

Sirius: I DONT KNOW I JUST THOUGHT THAT IF I SAID IT AGGRESSIVELY ENOUGH THEN YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!

Remus:

Y/n: "The blinding light of her hands"

Remus: Why are her hands lighting up?

Tom:

Y/n: *sobbing during a tv show*

Tom: that was a cute death 🙂