Poppy: *reading a story to the kids of TrollsTopia* ...And then they live happily ever after. The end *closed the book*
Blitzø: But then the princess and the knight starts fucking each other until they both died. The end
Kids: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 ?!?!?!
Poppy: *disturbed* U-Uh...That's not how the story goes!
Blitzø: Don't care
*scene changed into all the Cartoon Creatures gathered around*
Trollex: Recently, us Trolls discovered that we're not the only creatures in the world
HookFang: Ah, yeah! Boi!
Trollex: We're just one of the many creatures spread all over the world. So maybe, it'd be a good idea to have them live with us!
Creatures: *cheers*
Trollex: There's the Ponies...
Pinkie Pie: Selfie! *takes a picture with her and Trollex* That's a great one. I'll send you a copy. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!
Trollex: Witches...
Amity: *blushing* I do say that some of you kinda remind me of Luz
Barb: Oh, boy. Girl drama
Amity: What? Have you not met Luz? She's amazing!
Trollex: Dragons...
HookFang: Get ready to slice and dice!
Darnell: Man, this guy is all about slicing and dicing
Trollex: Heroes...
BatGirl: Hey, there's nothing wrong about doing what's right
SuperHero Girls: YAY-YA!!
Trollex: And Demons
Blitzø: I was all like, "Had a good wank-off session, Moxxie?" And he was like, *imitating Moxxie* "Excuse me?" *normal voice* And then I pinched his cheek and left until suddenly he called the cops and they blew up the house. HA! That's so funny, am I right?
Trollex: Just imagine, a world where all creatures lived together in harmony in a great city. A world of love and friendship. We shall call it...The Cartoon Nexus *to Blitzø* Now for some reason, I wanna squeal. You wanna squeal?
Blitzø: Mmmm...Just this once
Trollex and Blitzø: *squealing* EEEEEHHH!!!🤩🤩
Blitzø: Let us never speak of this again
Coming soon...
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Cartoon Nexus: Season 1
FanfictionHere's the Six Shards' cartoon worlds become one. In the new book series, Cartoon Nexus
