Who Can Win The Heart of Charlotte Preston? {teaser}

Prologue

Do you know what the biggest pain in the ass is? If not, I'll tell you. No, it's not doing chores, no, it is not being given homework, and no, it is certainly not living with your parents, especially when you're near the age of thirty. The biggest pain in the ass, believe it or not, as having celebrities as parents. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I mean, you've seen it before, you know exactly what it's like. I would know — well, actually, I wouldn't, technically speaking. But I sure as shit know who would know, does know ...