Joker and harley queen One Shots

Queen

The clown couple lay in bed. The Queen lay with her head on her kings cheat asleep soundly.

The Joker however wasn't asleep rather awake. The nights had ternd cold. It was that time of the year again.

It was Christmas!

Thee clown couple 5rd Christmas together. Joker was unhappy as a child and never had a Christmas not even a card.

The night before Christmas was very cold indeed and in a broken down house.

The Joker tryed his best to try and keep himself warm but more importantly his queen.

He was raped in his thoughts. Voices telling the others off.

(In his head)

: Demon NO You DON'T LOVE HER!

: Angel Yes you do remember you tryed to kill her -

: Demon. yes but what does that have to do with love?

: Angel well if you let me finish. can I finish?

: Demon yeah you can

: Angel you trded to kill her. yes. But that was when she was Harleen she's Harley now not Harleen.

: Demon well yea umm.

: Angel Amit it jack you love her!

Silence from the demon

: Angel see jack you love her! Tell her

(Out side his head)

Joker looked down apon the body of his queen.

"Harley?"

"Hmmm"

"Wake up baby"

"Puddin I'm tired"

As she opened her eyes she saw the time 1:23 a.m.

"Oh I'll get up now sorry pud"

"It's ok pooh my queen"

"Love you puddin"

"Love u too more Harley"

"What!? OMG PUDDIN I love you sooo much more"

"I love you the most"