why'd you only call me when you're high? || dropsbysam

ponk gets high, sam has to deal with him. thats it (cross posted on ao3)

𝟏𝟏:𝟏𝟏 𝐏𝐌 ┆ᵗᵘᵇᵇᵒ ʳᵃⁿᵇᵒᵒ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵒⁿⁱᶜ ᵒⁿᵉˢʰᵒᵗˢ

꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 tubbo & ranboo oneshot book ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭 most of it will be 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐲 ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ ❝𝗮𝘄𝘄𝘄𝘄❞ ❝𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲❞ ꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ a trigger warning [TW] will be displayed on 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 chapter beginning ✧ ೃ༄ ₊❏❜ 🥛⋮[𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭�...

𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 ┆ᵗᵒᵐᵐʸ ᵗᵘᵇᵇᵒ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵒⁿⁱᶜ ᵒⁿᵉˢʰᵒᵗˢ

ethereal /ɪˈθɪərɪəl/ ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭 𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 1. extremely delicate and light in a way that seems not to be of this world. -ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- This is a 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 ｡･:*˚:✧｡ . ꒰ 💌 ꒱ ♡ ༘° ┊ ┊ no┊ shipping ➵ | dream SMP ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ ➳༻❀☕❀༺➳ Characters don't belong to me!

𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 ┆ᵗᵘᵇᵇᵒ ᵃⁿᵍˢᵗˢʰᵒᵗˢ

꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ 𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ☄︎. *. ⋆ 𝐧𝐨𝐭 gonna be using his 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ 𝐓𝐖// suicide, suicidal and self-destructive thoughts, self-harm, mental illnesses, self-hatred, injuries, shouting, cussing ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭 there will always be a 𝐓𝐖 on every beginning of each chapter ☄︎. *. ⋆ �...

tubboinnit oneshots! :D

COMPLETELY PLATONIC!! I'M NOT SHIPPING THEM!! DO NOT SHIP MINORS.