Craig Tucker thought adulthood would be better than childhood, but here he is. The manager of a fast food restaurant, stuck in South Park. The only thing he's grateful for is getting out of his parents' house, and getting an apartment with childhood best friend, Clyde. Here he is. Twenty-Two and still a virgin...
Craig, The admirer from a distance, finds himself getting closer and closer to the boy he's had a crush on since freshman year, Stan Marsh, the jock who has been pining for Wendy for as long as they could remember. Craig tries to fight his way into Stan's heart, but will it work?