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Favorable (Jamilton)

Taking jobs from other people for unreasonably high prices in a probably illegal way? Alexander Hamilton knew how to navigate that. Taking care of younger siblings without any real parent to rely on? Thomas Jefferson knew how to navigate that. Dealing with an arrogant roommate with some self-important mindsets? Both o...

take a break [ jamilton ]

[ in editing at the momentttt ❤️ ] "hamilton? you work here too?" where alexander hamilton is trying his hardest to pay off his father's debt by working three jobs, and thomas jefferson is just confused with the odd feelings that come from this. "he needs to make me stop worrying about him or i swear to god!" warning...

Together;Broken {Jamilton}

Alexander Hamilton; the boy who went from having a temper tantrum every day to stopping other people from having them. Of course, it was hard to control this around Thomas Jefferson. Involuntarily, they build up a friendly relationship and end up finding out a lot about each other that would have been better left unco...

Dearest, Soulmate (Jamilton)

When a child is born, a chip is implanted into the back of their neck. It connects to the brain and as soon as the chip most compatible with theirs is activated, they can communicate telepathically with their partner. Their soulmate. For people like Alexander, that's not an issue. He's been communicating with his soul...

What If They Met? (Hamilton)

What if the historical figures in Hamilton met their musical version? Lets see! Highest Ranking: #177 in Humor

Hamilton Rebel AU - Caw-chan [Tłumaczenie PL]

JAMILTON ALERT

Hamilton reacts to Ships

Hamilton reacting to ships that start from Lams to something crazy like HamBury. These ships will not be in order, it will be random. [ hella crack ]

Fairytales {Jamilton} ~Completed~

Jamilton! There's this fairytale about soulmates. When you get a song stuck in your head, thats your soulmate singing. When you hum a random song, thats just your soulmate singing halfway across the globe. But thats just a story right? Soulmates arent true? Right? ______________________ Ok....so Soulmate AU (but no...

Mr Jefferson is Coming Home (Jamilton)

1789: Thomas Jefferson returns from France and meets Alexander Hamilton for the first time. It's hatred at first sight, but it will eventually change into something none of them would ever have imagined. Set in the 18th century, the two political enemies will have to overcome their own fears and to hide their love, wh...

Helpless (Book 1)

Seventeen-year-old Alexander Hamilton should feel lucky. He should feel lucky that he survived the hurricane and the illness he and his mother had when he was twelve. He should feel lucky that he has a family now, an adoptive one at that. He doesn't. His traumatic childhood still haunts him day and night and Hamilton...

The Angels Scarlet Rose (Marliza)

The War between Angels and Demons has been over for some time but things have never been the same. For starters, the leader of the Demons has forbidden Demons from capturing Angels anymore, and from going to Heaven, though they can still go to the Human World. Maria Reynolds is a Demon who takes the souls of abusive p...

More of me- Marliza asylum au

On July 21st, 1907, newly trained Nurse Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton enters the Waverly Hills Asylum for the first and last time. These are her reports and a recount of the events that occurred surrounding herself and patient 2401- Miss Maria Reynolds. -Not entirely historically accurate- -TW: Self harm, mentions of m...

This Guy {Lams}

~~ His hand brushes against mine, sending electricity up my arm, to my cheeks, flushing them red. I'm the bad-guy in his story. Why does he make me feel this way? ~~ -Trigger Warnings- Smut, homophobia, drugs, mental illnesses, self harm, etc. Best- #1 on lams 1/2/19 to 1/10/19

Never Say Never (Marliza)

*RECENTLY REWRITTEN. Same basic plot, but with better detail and pacing.* Confessions: Dispelling the Rumors About Maria Reynolds. That's what the post is titled, and it rips Eliza apart. The reason for the post itself has already ripped Maria apart. What happens, though, when they find eachother?

Hamilton reacts to Ships!

The title my dude

Hamilton Reacts to Hamilton Ships

Sweetheart.... Please... look at the title...

Loathing is Easier than Loving (Jamilton Soulmate AU)

Against all odds and expectations, Thomas and Alexander fuse. Both stubborn, hot tempered men are furious. Neither likes the other in any way shape or form. Spending every minute together just seems to be making the distasteful feelings worse. So what happens when something changes? What happens when one finds himsel...

Only A Matter Of Time || Lams & Marliza

Soulmates. What a weird concept. If you marry someone who is not your soulmate, your soulmate will die, a most painful death, once the ceremony as been completed. You are destined to be with someone forever, or you risk killing two innocent people for your own selfish desires. John and Alexander are soulmates and bes...

Hamilton College AU

[completed] Just another Hamilton college au! It's obviously very gay and such! Ships are: Lams Mullette Jeffmads Marliza i'm sorry

I see you // marliza

Maria had tried to get out of an abusive relationship with James Reynolds. Whenever she tried, it was always her crying for forgiveness. She accidentally makes friends with Eliza, but is forced to have an 'affair' with Alexander Hamilton.

Marliza Soulmate AU

The first time your soulmate touchs you, their touch leaves a permenant tattoo. Most people, when they meet someone, will do something romantic, like a peck on the cheek. Eliza had even heard of couples drawing hearts on each other's arms or something. Which is great if they're your soulmate, but very unfortunate if t...

Hamilton Memes

A book full of Hamilton memes

Burned in our Skin ((jamilton))

((soulmate au where whatever you write on your body ends up on your soulmate's body as well)) Hamilton doodles on his arms every single day. Wether it was actual notes, reminders, or just doodles, he was writing on his arms. But, he also had other problems. Problems with depression and suicide that he couldn't shake o...

Faded memories// Jamilton

"I wish I wasnt like this!" "I love you like this!" "BROKEN?Because I dont!" "Thomas...." Yippy. Yuppers. *I'm telling you now, a lot of angst and depression.*

Philophobia [Jamilton]

Alexander Hamilton was always alone, he never had any friends, all of his real family was dead, he lived with the Schuyler Sisters and thier father. Too him? Love was weakness the feeling of butterflies in his stomach that made him sick. The main thing that cause this fear was the 'Hamilton Pamphlet', John Laurans an...

The Soulmates - Jamilton Soulmate AU [COMPLETE]

THIS IS NOT THE SAME STORY AS MY OTHER JAMILTON ONES TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!! Basically, whenever you touch your soulmate you see color for the first time (everything is black and white before that), and there's theatre crap in this, so yeah. Descriptions are dumb but WaTtPaD sAyS

Meant to be- (JAMILTON CAUSE OTP!)

Soulmate au where if you write something on your skin it will appear on your soulmates skin. Also JAMILTON IS MY FUCKING OTP AND I LOVE IT! 💕

Darling. Dearest. Dead. |Jamilton| Soulmate au

Death is a curious circumstance. Especially if it happens to someone you know. Because you know it'll one day happen yet it is still a shock when it does. In a world such as this, however, it's even more curious because some people have the chance to remember how they die. Alexander is one of the few people who do. Or...

Truth Or Dare - Jamilton Collage Au

Hamilton finally gets to Princeton university. He's pretty excited about it he even has some friends going with him. Laurens, Mulligan, Lafayette, Peggy, Angelica, and his ex Eliza. Everything is going well until he meets his room mate...