Forbidden. | Boris Johnson X Wilbur Soot
This is absolutely not a joke. Conservative prime minister Boris Johnson and Minecraft Streamer Wilbur Soot is my otp.
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dream goes to KFC - dream SMP/mcyt crackfic
based off a dream I had where I made a draft on wattpad with this exact story aaaaa anyways KFC is good yes aoaoaoao big crunches are the best anyways idk what to put here so sorry if this desc is kinda bland LMAO
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Elmo x Reader
A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021
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Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
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Toaster X Reader
Have you ever had that thought, where your toaster looks hot af. Yeah shut up, of course you have. Do not take this book seriously, just don't. It's a gift for a friend. [Edit] No stfu past me, take this 100% seriously. We all want to screw a toaster every once in a while.
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Frying Pan x Reader Lemon
Ok....you found this...Welcome on the weird part of the internet
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Table x reader
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
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Mike Pence x Reader Summer Camp Fanfic
After entering Summer Camp you find out a shocking secret your girlfriend has been hiding. Now that you know the truth will you leave her or continue to love her?
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Tutorial of how to poop
This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom
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biden x trump major smut
from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
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Tinky Winky x reader Fanfiction
Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....
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Flightsuit Vector X reader
Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...
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Smile!Ronald McDonald x reader
First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.
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Tim X moby
I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously
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🍋mr.clean x reader lemon🍋
this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌
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QUACKBAMA 😻 (Quackity X Obama)
Are you gonna read this? Cause if you are, dont :) This is halfway to hitting 2k reads- omg Why has this reached 2k and a half reads, are you guys okay? Lmao same im unstable too :]
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Jesus X Reader
(Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...
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@TheOfficialHolyWater x @OfficialHornyWater
This is something I should not have written, and I low-key hate myself for it. Also- For legal reasons this is a joke-
